Scary Clown Productions

Welcome to The Scary Clown Productions Catalog! You'll notice the high mark-up right away. There's a good reason for this. ALL proceeds from the sales of these items go DIRECTLY to the production of Scary Clown Movies.

These movies are completely funded and dependant on donations from you. With a purchase from this shop or a donation made through paypal, you can truly claim to be a part of the movie business. Although, legally Scary Clown Productions and Gorbs Corp. hold the general, creative, copy and distribution rights (yes, we have to legally tell you that), you can truly take part in the development process of all of our productions!

We thank you in advance for your participation. If you want to purchase SCP products and not contribute, well, look on eBay! If you would like to seriously invest in one of our productions you may email us for a prospectus and business plan and we will get back to you as soon as humanly possible. Investments start at $5000. Please note that there is ALWAYS a risk when investing in anything and movie productions are NO EXCEPTION. Take this into consideration when looking to invest in this, or any industry. SCP makes no guarantee of a return on your investment other than bragging rights and the possibility of future profit.