Satellite News--The Official MST3K Fan Site

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Satellite News--The Official MST3K Fan Site

If you're like us, and we know we are, you've been saying to yourself: "Self, I sure wish I could buy some Satellite News flavored merchandise!" Well, stop talking to yourself! It's weird! And besides, your wish has now been granted! Enjoy!

This merchandise is being offered by the maintainers of Satellite News, an independent Web site. It is not being offered by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 Information Club. Neither the MST3K Info Club nor Best Brains Inc. are involved with, or are responsible for, the merchandise listed below. Please direct all inquiries to You'll be glad you did.

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