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Internet vs Research Paper Classic Thong
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Internet vs Research Paper Classic Thong

It's funny because it's true. Hell, you are probably supposed to be writing a research paper right now...

$11.99
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Product Number: 030-23033124
Product Information
Standard Fit
Body-hugging close contoured fit. Size up for a looser fit.
Fabric Thickness:
Panty-minimalists love our casual thong that covers sweet spots without covering your assets; putting an end to panty-lines. This under-goodie is "outta sight" in low-rise pants. Toss these message panties onstage at your favorite rock star or share a surprise message with someone special ... later.
  • 5.8 oz. 100% Ultra-fine combed ring spun 1x1 baby rib cotton
  • Size up for a looser fit
  • Super soft high end woven elastic trim
  • Made in the U.S.A.

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