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It's Finally Here!
Welcome to the all new Elephantitis of the Mind online store! Here you can find all official EotM merchandise, including a million different kinds of shirts, so you can finally stop worrying about finding that perfect prom dress... ATTENTION: 'BIRD FLU' HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE DESIGN LIST! BOOM SHAKALAKA! enjoy!-Asher

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Bird Flu

Electric Slide

Robot Pilgrims

Venn Diagrams Suck

How To Do The Robot

Eight Times Tables

Rainbow Stars

Croissant Fever

Punnett Squares Rule

Slap Bracelets Kill

Lean Back

Internet vs Research Paper

Pogs For Everyone

Orange Juice

Opposite Day

When I Die

How To Dress Like You Live In Europe

Hot Toothpaste

Pizza Pie Tricycle

EVERYTHING SUCKS

EVERYTHING SUCKS
Oh man you just gotta check it out. It's a whole new section. You don't even want to know what lies beyond this button.



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