It's Finally Here!
Welcome to the all new Elephantitis of the Mind online store! Here you can find all official EotM merchandise, including a million different kinds of shirts, so you can finally stop worrying about finding that perfect prom dress... ATTENTION: 'BIRD FLU' HAS JUST BEEN ADDED TO THE DESIGN LIST! BOOM SHAKALAKA! enjoy!-Asher

p.s. The first store newsletter was already sent- if you haven't signed up for the newsleter yet then you have no idea what kind of marvelous things you may be missing. Sign up right this instant with that little rectangle in the lower left hand corner!

Bird Flu New!	Electric Slide New!	Robot Pilgrims
Venn Diagrams Suck	How To Do The Robot	Eight Times Tables
Rainbow Stars	Croissant Fever	Punnett Squares Rule
Slap Bracelets Kill	Lean Back	Internet vs Research Paper
Pogs For Everyone	Orange Juice	Opposite Day
When I Die	How To Dress Like You Live In Europe	Hot Toothpaste
Pizza Pie Tricycle	EVERYTHING SUCKS Oh man you just gotta check it out. It's a whole new section. You don't even want to know what lies beyond this button.