The Sarcastic Baby : Just Plain Funny Text Designs!

Below you will find all of our sarcastic designs for your hip baby. Once you choose a design, just click to see all of the quality Creepers, bibs, and shirts we have available.

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You want me to eat WHAT?! Do you have a picky eater? These fun shirts, bibs, and Creepers make great gifts for baby showers!	Carrots? My favorite! Not. What is your baby's favorite food? Carrots? Maybe not. These fun shirts, bibs, and Creepers make great gifts for baby showers!	Peas? My favorite! Not. What is your baby's favorite food? Peas? Maybe not. These fun shirts, bibs, and Creepers make great gifts for baby showers!
Time Out Pro! These fun shirts, bibs, and Creepers make great gifts for baby showers! If you know a kid who is a time out pro, this design is for them!	You only get punished if you get caught. You only get punished if you get caught. What a funny, sarcastic gift for that new baby!	I made all that noise for nuthin'? A great gift for the colic-y baby! "I made all that noise for nuthin'?" What a fun baby gift!
No one sleeps 'til I say so. All new parents know this shirt speaks the truth - "No one sleeps 'til I say so."	I plan to use my Super powers for good. How will your baby use their Super powers? Hopefully for good! This fund design makes a great baby gift!	Who are you, & why are you holding me? Maybe babies get tired of getting passed around from one stranger to another! This fun design is for them.
I am sooo telling Grandma about this. These fun shirts, bibs, and Creepers make great gifts for baby showers! When all else fails, just tell Grandma.	Whatev. This funny and sarcastic design simply says "Whatev." Sometimes you are just too cool to say all three syllables.	Mommy used to be a neat freak. This funny design is perfect for the messy baby! Mommy used to be a neat freak, but it looks like she gave up with this kid. What an original baby shower gift!
Rock Star This hip Rock Star design is perfect for your little rocker! Be an original and give a hip gift from The Sarcastic Baby at your next baby shower.	Feed Cookies This funny Feed Cookies design looks like a sticky note is stuck on the shirt - a fun gift for a baby shower!	Hot Lips This funny Hot Lips design makes a great, original baby shower gift! Give this cool smootch to the little one that stole your heart.
Mind on my money This funny smiley face design is perfect for your future "gangsta"! What a fun baby shower or birthday gift.	All I want for Christmas Babies have Christmas wishes too - they just can't tell you yet! This fun design will make a great Christmas or baby shower gift.	I love milk like a fat kids likes cake. This fun baby design is sure to get a laugh! Be a hit at the next baby shower with these original and unique baby shower gifts!
Punk Baby Your future punk rocker will look cool in this fun plaid punk design. Our t-shirts and baby Creepers make great baby shower gifts!	Wanna see me do my crying baby bit? All babies cry sometimes. This funny baby shirt says Wanna see me do my crying baby bit? A great baby shower gift!	Babies Like Haiku. Babies like haiku. But we don't know enuff words. Goo goo, Ga ga. Goo.
Too Cool For School This fun smiley face design is perfect for the little one who is just too cool! The 3D smiley is sporting cool shades and flashing a grin full of attitude.	Sustainable Wee-source	I'll eat my veggies when you get back from the gym
Shhh...I'm hiding from the paparazzi.	I know some Ancient Chinese Secrets.	Cootchie-Coo? That's all you got?!
Get your camera. I'll wait.	Darling Doggy	Pretty Kitty
I make boys cry.	No clowns allowed.	The evil monkey in my closet...
Baby by day, ninja by night.	My behavior doesn't define me.	Sorry, I can't. I have a thing.
There's a new dude in town.	There's a new girl in town.	Define "good".
Mess with me, you mess with the whole playgroup.	What I wouldn't do for a steak. Or teeth.	Certified Patience Tester
I know I smell good, but enough already.	I think you've met your match.	If you think I'm cute, you're a freakin' genius.
Nap Schnap	I missed my nap for THIS?	Who's ready for some tummy time?
Like I care if your dad can beat up my dad.	What is this word "NO" you speak of?	Who needs a 401k? I have Grandma.
Rock Star Wanna-be	Hand over the cookies and no one gets hurt.	ONYD! (Oh no you didn't!)
Daddy's little tax deduction	Okay, who took my binky?	Three is the new two.
My mommy loves me even though my head is HUGE!	I love Mommy. She buys me stuff.	Sorry. You're not invited to this party.
I am part of the text generation. Look out world.	How does your voice not give you a headache?	Give me a minute to change into my big girl pantie
I have potential.	Don't make me put the smackdown on you.	I can not take another second of your whining.
Have you seen my posse?	I would sell my soul to be famous.	Remember me? You will.
Whoa! I didn't see that coming.	Wait here...I'm going out on a limb.	No one should look this good.
Don't make me come over there.	Don't bother to read this.	My mom said I can stay out as late as I want.