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Welcome to Sarcasm4Sale. Are you really reading this? Well, if you are, you should buy something for that special someone in your life. Or if you don't have a special someone, buy something for that neighbor you've been stalking. You know she'd be all over a "Badass for hire" t-shirt. Or perhaps you need a "Keep your feedback to yourself" t-shirt to wear to your next performace review. Or say what everyone else is thinking with a "Your ideas suck" coffee mug.

Life Cubed Are you a cube monkey? You are and you love it, and you have the upgrade which makes you better than everyone else.	100% Genuine Cloth Wow, that's a nice shirt you have on. What's it made of? Wow, really? I can only imagine what your pants are made of.	Action Items No, I didn't forget about your "action items". I just came up with a better one of my own.
Your ideas suck. Let the world know that they're a bunch of no talent hacks.	Keep your feedback to yourself. You have some feedback, do you? Here's some feedback for you. Shut the hell up.	Lawsuits These frivolous lawsuits are causing me severe emotional distress. Give me some money.
Cheese Eater What are you? French? Do you even care about freedom? Obviously you don't, and the terrorists have won. Buy this shirt.	Clip Art Do you like to use Clip Art? Of course you do, because you have no creative talent whatsoever.	Google this, bitch Internet ready
Eff You! I want to tell you something, it's important	Beatings will continue until morale improves Some occasions call for a beatdown, your morale is one of them.	I'm not knocked up Do you get tired of this dumb question: "Are you pregnant?"
Badass for hire. Advertise your badass unemployment status	Eat This! This is where you find apparel that is too cool for you to wear.