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If you're vegan or vegetarian, don't be bashful about expressing your compassionate lifestyle choice. We have vegan, vegetarian, anti-factory farming, anti-meat merchandise that speaks for your anti-cruelty lifestyle.

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Animal lover since birth. Vegan since [your year]

Animal lover since birth. Vegan since [your year]
Choosing not to participate in the cruelty of factory farming is a wonderful thing. Express it with this merchandise: Animal lover since birth. Vegan since [your year].

Animal lover since birth. Vegetarian since [year]

Animal lover since birth. Vegetarian since [year]
You should be proud that you've made the compassionate choice not to participate in the cruelty of the meat industry. Say it with: Animal lover since birth. Vegetarian since [your year].

If slaughterhouses had glass walls...

If slaughterhouses had glass walls...
If you agree that most people would be appalled and horrified by the meat industry's abuse of animals, say it with this: If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone (with a conscience) would be vegan

Animal cruelty is not on my menu. I'm vegan.

Animal cruelty is not on my menu. I'm vegan.
Speak out about your compassionate lifestyle with this anti-cruelty, anti-meat merchandise. Let others know that: Animal cruelty is not on my menu. I'm vegan.

Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends

Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends
Some people claim to love animals, yet they participate in the cruelty of the meat industry. This pro-vegan, pro-vegetarian merchandise says: Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends

Animals are my friends..and I don't eat my friends

Animals are my friends..and I don't eat my friends
It's hard to listen to meat eaters who claim to love and care about animals in one breath, and then order a burger or steak in the next. Animals are my friends...and I don't eat my friends

If you truly love animals, don't eat them

If you truly love animals, don't eat them
Vegans and vegetarians can express our feelings about compassion toward all sentient beings with this anti-cruelty, anti-meat merchandise: If you truly love animals, don't eat them.

I don't eat other sentient beings

I don't eat other sentient beings
The slogan on this merchandise is a great way for vegans/vegetarians to express their feelings about compassion toward all animals, not just pets: I don't eat other sentient beings

Meat hurts

Meat hurts
'Meat' is actually the FLESH of sentient beings. To get that flesh, living, feeling, beautiful animals are abused, tortured & inhumanely slaughtered. This vegan/vegetarian merchandise says: Meat hurts

You'd lose your lunch if you knew how 'meat'...

You'd lose your lunch if you knew how 'meat'...
Many people have no idea how much abuse and cruelty take place in the meat industry. This vegan/vegetarian merchandise says: You'd lose your lunch if you knew how 'meat' ends up on your table

Vegan, because compassion tastes better...

Vegan, because compassion tastes better...
Use this pro-vegan slogan on assorted merchandise to express your reasons for not eating animals: VEGAN. Because compassion tastes so much better than the flesh of a sentient being ever could

It's not meat. It's the flesh of a sentient being.

It's not meat. It's the flesh of a sentient being.
Calling the flesh of other sentient beings 'meat' is a good way to distance oneself from the truth. This merchandise says: It's not 'meat.' It's the flesh of a sentient being.

If you're not vegan, you're guilty of animal...

If you're not vegan, you're guilty of animal...
Hypocrites claim to love animals yet participate in the cruelty to sentient beings of the meat industry. Speak up with this merchandise: If you're not vegan, you're guilty of animal cruelty. Period.

eat nothing with a face

eat nothing with a face
Vegetarians/vegans live by a simple rule: Eat nothing with a face. This design features several 'meat animals' surrounding that message. Perhaps when meat eaters see it, they'll stop and think.

eat nothing with a face or mother

eat nothing with a face or mother
There's a simple rule vegans and vegetarians follow, and spreading its anti-meat message can make quite an impact. This pro-compassion merchandise says it all: eat nothing with a face or mother

Top of the food chain...vegan

Top of the food chain...vegan
This pro-vegan design sends a powerful message: I didn't get to the top of the food chain to hear stupid comments from 'people' who don't understand choosing compassion over cruelty. Proud to be vegan

Be kind to animals. Don't eat them.

Be kind to animals. Don't eat them.
This may sound rather harsh, but it's our belief that people who claim to love animals--and yet eat them--are just hypocrites. This pro-vegetarian design says: "Be kind to animals. Don't eat them."

Be kind to animals. Don't eat them

Be kind to animals. Don't eat them
As vegans/vegetarians, we've chosen to do the kindest thing possible for animals--not kill them for food. This pro-compassion merchandise says: Be kind to animals. Don't eat them

Vegetarian

Vegetarian
Vegetarian. What more needs to be said? This merchandise clearly and succinctly describes your compassionate choice not to participate in the cruelty of the meat industry and factory farming.

Vegan

Vegan
Vegan. What more needs to be said? This merchandise clearly and succinctly describes your compassionate choice not to participate in the cruelty of the meat industry and factory farming.

Why are some animals called pets, and others...

Why are some animals called pets, and others...
All sentient beings have the same capacity to feel pain, fear, grief, love. This pro-vegan, pro-vegetarian merchandise asks: Why are some animals called pets, and others called dinner?

Why are some animals called pets & others dinner?

Why are some animals called pets & others dinner?
This vegan/vegetarian merchandise points out the silliness of some animals being pampered as pets while others are tortured and killed for dinner: Why are some animals called pets and others called di

Vegetarian since birth

Vegetarian since birth
Vegetarian since birth. This anti-meat, anti-cruelty merchandise lets others know that you're a lifelong vegetarian and have never participated in the cruelty of factory farming or the meat industry.

Vegan since birth

Vegan since birth
Vegan since birth. This anti-meat, anti-cruelty merchandise lets others know that you're a lifelong vegan and have never participated in the cruelty of factory farming or the meat industry. Bravo!

Choose life. Go vegetarian.

Choose life. Go vegetarian.
As a vegetarian, you've chosen not to participate in the heinous cruelty to animals that defines the meat industry. This merchandise helps spread the message: Choose life. Go vegetarian

Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating...

Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating...
Promote the vegan/vegetarian lifestyle by pointing out the connection between eating meat and heart attacks! Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating his animal friends

If you're not vegetarian, you're guilty of animal

If you're not vegetarian, you're guilty of animal
Speak the truth about the hypocrites who claim to love animals, yet eat them: If you're not vegetarian, you're guilty of animal cruelty...whether you admit it or not.

You're a hypocrite if you say you love animals...

You're a hypocrite if you say you love animals...
Educate the hypocrites who claim to love animals, yet participate in the heinous cruelty of the meat industry: You're a hypocrite if you say you love animals, but eat them

Veggie burgers: Good for people, cows, mother...

Veggie burgers: Good for people, cows, mother...
This pro-vegan/vegetarian, anti-factory farming, anti-meat merchandise says: Veggie burgers. Good for: People, cows, Mother Earth

Factory farming=cruelty to animals...

Factory farming=cruelty to animals...
Please help educate the less informed when it comes to the heinous cruelty in the meat industry: Factory farming = cruelty to animals...and you're guilty if you eat meat

Anti-vegetarian? What kind of heartless piece...

Anti-vegetarian? What kind of heartless piece...
It's incredible, but true--some worthless pieces of shit are AGAINST kindness to animals: Anti-vegetarian? What kind of heartless piece of scum are you?

I'm vegetarian (And no, I don't wear leather)

I'm vegetarian (And no, I don't wear leather)
Those of us who've been vegan/vegetarian for a long time have been faced with a stupid 'challenge' many times: I'm vegetarian. (And, no, I don't wear leather)

If you eat fish, you're not vegetarian

If you eat fish, you're not vegetarian
Have you had it with those 'vegetarians' who eat fish? The ones who call themselves pescetarians or...whatever. Set them straight with the truth!

Fish is not a vegetable

Fish is not a vegetable
Sorry, pescetarians, but you're NOT vegetarian if you continue eating the flesh of any sentient being, and that includes fish. Why? Because, as this merchandise says: Fish is not a vegetable

Help stop cruelty: Only buy eggs...

Help stop cruelty: Only buy eggs...
If you must eat eggs, please buy them from cage-free, free-range hens that are not turned over to slaughterhouses when their laying days are over. It's a small, but important, step.

Vegetarians save lives every day

Vegetarians save lives every day
As vegans/vegetarians, we do a lot of good things for Mother Earth, the most important of which is saving the lives of innocent animals: Vegetarians save lives every day.

V is for vegan

V is for vegan
This pro-vegan merchandise says very simply: V is for vegan

V is for vegetarian

V is for vegetarian
This pro-vegetarian, anti-meat, anti-factory farming merchandise has a simple message: V is for vegetarian.


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