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Geek since birth. Linux user since [1991-2012]

Geek since birth. Linux user since [1991-2012]
How long have you been a geek? Since birth, right? (It's okay to admit it!) Now, how long have you been a geek who uses Linux? This design says: Geek since birth. Linux user since [1991-2012]

On the first day, God created Linux...and the rest

On the first day, God created Linux...and the rest
Linux users know that our rock-solid operating system is God's gift to humanity. Express those feelings with this pro-Linux item: On the first day, God created Linux...and the rest was easy.

On the first day, God created UNIX...and the rest

On the first day, God created UNIX...and the rest
UNIX users know that their rock-solid operating system is God's gift to humanity. Express those feelings with this pro-UNIX item: On the first day, God created UNIX...and the rest was easy.

Never trust an OS you don't have sources for!

Never trust an OS you don't have sources for!
Tux has a very clear message: Never trust an OS you don't have sources for! If you're a Linux geek and share Tux's feelings about proprietary, closed-source OSes--like a certain inferior one--say so!

No windows in the house, yet somehow there's more

No windows in the house, yet somehow there's more
It's amazing how much lighter, brighter and happier a house [or business] can be once there are no windows in it. Tux expresses it well: No windows in the house, yet somehow there's more light.

/dev/human

/dev/human
If you're a Linux/UNIX person aware of the *nix device naming scheme, you'll get this humorous design's point. It says /dev/human and works great on a variety of merchandise.

vi vs emacs -- vi

vi vs emacs -- vi
Not to start a flame war or anything, but if you're a devoted vi user [like I am], you can show your choice in the vi vs emacs issue with this Linux/UNIX merchandise

vi vs emacs -- emacs

vi vs emacs -- emacs
If you're passionate about your choice of editors, emacs, in the vi vs emacs war, let this UNIX/Linux merchandise tell everyone which one you prefer.

while : do if windows sucks...

while : do if windows sucks...
# while :
> do
> if windows sucks
> then mv windows /dev/null
> apt-get install linux
> fi
> done

It's never too late to escape the gates of hell

It's never too late to escape the gates of hell
Spread the word that it's never too late to escape from the gates of hell by using Linux. You'll probably get a lot of blank stares, but when you get knowing glances, you're looking at a *nix user.

I am root. If I'm laughing, you'd better...

I am root. If I'm laughing, you'd better...
Let this humorous UNIX/Linux merchandise express root's power: I am root. If I'm laughing, you'd better hope you have good backups.

I am root. Piss me off at your own risk.

I am root. Piss me off at your own risk.
In the mood for a little Linux/UNIX humor? Something that windows drones won't have a clue about--but other *nix geeks will? Say it with this: I am root. Piss me off at your own risk.

Linux fanboy

Linux fanboy
If you're a Linux fanboy, and proud of it, this pro-Linux merchandise can let others know about your obsession/love. These make great gifts any time of year for other Linux fanboys in your life.

Linux fangirl

Linux fangirl
If you're a Linux fangirl, and proud of it, this pro-Linux merchandise can let others know about your obsession/love. These make great gifts any time of year for other Linux fangirls in your life.

Linux. Because rebooting is only for installing...

Linux. Because rebooting is only for installing...
Those of us who use Linux can't imagine rebooting constantly--like windows users do. This pro-Linux, anti-windows merchandise says: Linux. Because rebooting is only for installing hardware.

Linux, because a PC is a terrible thing to waste

Linux, because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
If you're like us the first thing you do when you get a new computer is wipe windows off of it and install Linux. Express your anti-Microsoft feelings: Linux, because a PC is a terrible thing to waste

Linux: The best thing since sliced bread

Linux: The best thing since sliced bread
Those of us who are happily free of the inferior piece of crap that comes from Redmond can broadcast our pro-Linux feelings with this merchandise. Linux: The best thing since sliced bread.

I'm a PC. A smart PC. I run Linux.

I'm a PC. A smart PC. I run Linux.
Let this pro-Linux merchandise enlighten those who think PC means personal computer running windows: I'm a PC. A smart PC. I run Linux.

Think viruses...switch to Linux

Think viruses...switch to Linux
Think viruses, adware, malware, spyware, crashes, unbearable slowness, constant rebooting, and paying out the ass for upgrades are just part of using computers? Wrong! Switch to Linux.

Help cut government spending...Linux

Help cut government spending...Linux
Encourage your local government officials to switch to Linux for massive savings--to say nothing of improved performance, uptime, security and stability!

Friends don't let friends do windows

Friends don't let friends do windows
It's a mystery why so many people use the worst, most insecure, bloated, crash-prone, pricey OS when great ones are available--for FREE! Friends don't let friends do windows

Geek by birth. Linux by choice.

Geek by birth. Linux by choice.
Real geeks don't use lame operating systems like windows. True geeks want 100% control of their computers. This says it all: Geek by birth. Linux by choice.

# rm -rf /windows

# rm -rf /windows
If you're among those who would like nothing more than to see windows disappear, you can make your feelings known with this pro-Linux/UNIX, anti-windows statement: # rm -rf /windows

# mv windows /dev/null

# mv windows /dev/null
Those of us who use Linux/UNIX/MacOSX know there's only one good place for windows: In the great virtual garbage can of all *nix systems. Let your feelings be known with this: # mv windows /dev/null

Use Linux. It doesn't suck.

Use Linux. It doesn't suck.
Unlike Microsoft's poor excuse for an OS, Linux doesn't suck. You can hack it, customize it, make it as secure as you need it to be--all without spending a cent!

Linux. The OS people choose...

Linux. The OS people choose...
Unlike users of that inferior piece of crap from Redmond, people choose Linux as their OS without billions of dollars of persuasion, but because it's superior. Spread some Linux love with this!

PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair)

PEBKAC (problem exists between keyboard and chair)
If you're a programmer or system administrator who has to deal with end users, you've probably had this thought before: PEBKAC (Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair).

Make it idiot proof and someone will invent

Make it idiot proof and someone will invent
This humorous slogan applies in many situations, including system administration and programming: Make it idiot proof and someone will invent a better idiot. Sarcastic? Yes, but fun anyway!

There are 11 kinds of people...binary

There are 11 kinds of people...binary
How's this for geek merchandise? There are 11 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who have no clue what binary is

There are 10 kinds of people...binary

There are 10 kinds of people...binary
This seemingly nonsensical slogan will cause some confused looks, but other geeks will definitely get it: There are 10 kinds of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

There are 10 kinds of people...trinary

There are 10 kinds of people...trinary
Great for the geek in your life! There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand trinary, those who don't, and those who have no clue what trinary is

He who laughs last probably had a good backup!

He who laughs last probably had a good backup!
Have you ever had a hard drive failure--and didn't have a good backup? If so, you'll appreciate this humorous statement about computing: He who laughs last probably had a good backup!

There's no place like ~/

There's no place like ~/
Looking for something clever and thought provoking? This humorous Linux/UNIX merchandise uses a play on words to form a familiar phrase: There's no place like ~/ Be prepared for puzzled looks!

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There's no place like 127.0.0.1
If you're a computer geek, you'll definitely get the meaning of this slogan, although you're probably going to get a lot of blank stares from the non-geek contingent: There's no place like 127.0.0.1

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard...

Real programmers don't document. If it was hard...
Have some fun with this humorous programming slogan on a variety of merchandise: Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.

Eat. Sleep. Code.

Eat. Sleep. Code.
For a lot of us programmers, there are times when we essentially do only three things: Eat. Sleep. Code. (Well, we drink a lot of java, too.) This will let others know how you spend your time!

RTFM (read the fucking manual)

RTFM (read the fucking manual)
What programmer or system administrator hasn't uttered these letters to a hapless user? RTFM! Please, folks, read the fucking (or, fine, if you prefer) manual FIRST, and ask questions later!


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