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Whether you're a Linux/UNIX or Mac geek, or you just appreciate computing in general, you're going to feel right at home here. (Okay, not if you're into Windows...we don't do windoze--and neither should you!) We have Linux gear, UNIX gear, anti-Windows merchandise, etc. Lots of designs on t-shirts, bumper stickers, mousepads, calendars, coffee mugs, tote bags, sweatshirts and much more.

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Geek since birth. Linux user since [1991-present] How long have you been a geek? Since birth, right? (It's okay to admit it!) Now, how long have you been a geek who uses Linux? This design says "Geek since birth. Linux user since [your year]"	It's never too late to escape the gates of hell Spread the word that it's never too late to escape from the gates of hell by using Linux. You'll probably get a lot of blank stares, but when you get knowing glances, you're looking at a *nix user.	On the first day, God created UNIX...and the rest UNIX users know that their rock-solid operating system is God's gift to humanity. Express those feelings with this pro-UNIX item: On the first day, God created UNIX...and the rest was easy.	Linux, because a PC is a terrible thing to waste If you're like us the first thing you do when you get a new computer is wipe Windows off of it and install Linux. Express your anti-Microsoft feelings: Linux, because a PC is a terrible thing to waste
On the first day, God created Linux...and the rest Linux users know that their rock-solid operating system is God's gift to humanity. Express those feelings with this pro-Linux item: On the first day, God created Linux...and the rest was easy.	Never trust an OS you don't have sources for! Tux has a very clear message: Never trust an OS you don't have sources for! If you're a Linux geek and share Tux's feelings about proprietary, closed-source OSes, like the one from Redmond, say so!	I am root. Piss me off at your own risk. In the mood for a little Linux/UNIX humor? Something that windoze idiots won't have a clue about--but other *nix geeks will? Say it with this: I am root. Piss me off at your own risk.	Linux. Because rebooting is only for installing... *nix users know that you're only supposed to reboot when you install hardware--unlike the poor, unfortunate souls who use Windows. Clue them in with this pro-Linux, anti-Microsoft design.
Geek by birth. Linux by choice. Sorry, Windows users, but real geeks don't do Windows. If you're a true geek and enjoy your status as a Linux user you can let people know with this: Geek by birth. Linux by choice.	# rm -rf /windows If you're among those who would like nothing more than to see windoze disappear, you can make your feelings known with this pro-Linux/UNIX, anti-windows statement: "# rm -rf /windows"	# mv windows /dev/null Those of us who use Linux/UNIX/MacOSX know there's only one good place for windows: In the great virtual garbage can of all *nix systems. Let your feelings be known with this: # mv windows /dev/null	Use Linux. It doesn't suck. Unlike Microsoft's poor excuse for an OS, Linux doesn't suck. You can hack it, customize it, make it as secure as you need it to be--all without adding one cent to Bill Gates' pockets!
Friends don't let friends do windows Why do so many people use the worst, most bloated and crash-prone OS on earth? Enlightened computer users (i.e., those using Linux/UNIX/MacOSX) know that: Friends don't let friends do windows.	Linux is like a wigwam... Why not have a little fun with some double meaning words? Linux is like a wigwam: No gates, no windows, apache inside	He who laughs last probably had a good backup! Anyone who's lost valuable data in a hard-drive crash or other unforeseen mishap will appreciate this computer-related design: "He who laughs last probably had a good backup!"	There's no place like 127.0.0.1 If you're a computer geek, you'll definitely get the meaning of this slogan, although you're probably going to get a lot of blank stares from the non-geek contingent: "There's no place like 127.0.0.1"
There are 10 kinds of people: Those who... If you're a real geek, you'll get the meaning of this apparently nonsensical statement. Non-geeks, on the other hand, will read it...ponder it for a moment...and then look at you with puzzled faces.	What's GNU? Most people think of Linux when they think of open source, but whether you're a *nix user or not you can let this design announce that you're into the whole open source thing: "What's GNU?"	Eat. Sleep. Code. For a lot of us programmers, there are times when we essentially do only three things: Eat. Sleep. Code. (Well, we drink a lot of java, too.) This will let others know how you spend your time!	RTFM (read the fucking manual) Are you a programmer or system administrator tired of dealing with moronic, repetitive questions from your end-users, who are too lazy to look things up themselves? Tell them to RTFM!
Computers are like air conditioners... Think about this: What do computers and air conditioners have in common? They both stop working once you've opened windows! Have fun with this anti-Micro$oft/anti-Windows, pro-Linux/pro-Mac design.	[no] windows If you're among the many who know that the inferior, crash-prone, insecure, uncustomizable OS put out by Micro$oft sucks, display this simple anti-windows design to express your feelings: [no] windows	I don't do windows Happy, smart, virus-free, crash-free *nix users (including MacOSX) have a right to feel smug. We know that nothing good can come from having Microsoft products dirtying our computers. Say so with this	If you use windows, you're not a real geek We find it rather amusing that a lot of people identify as computer geeks, yet they're using...it's distasteful to even say it...windows. What a laugh! If you're using windows, you're not a geek!
When will Micro$oft make something that doesn't... Microsoft makes products that suck--there's really no argument there. So when will they make something that DOESN'T suck? When they start making vacuum cleaners!	I [heart] Linux Are you a happy Linux user, glad to be free of that piece of shit put out by Microsoft? This design isn't explicitly anti-windows, but does let people know that you're an enlightened Linux user.	windoze is FUBAR Anyone who's had the misfortune of using Microsoft's "OS" should agree that it's fucked up beyond all recognition. Now you can proudly announce that fact with this: windoze is FUBAR	FUBAR If you're a programmer or system administrator you're probably familiar with that horrible feeling of recognizing that things are so screwed up they're basically hopeless. We've all been there!