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Speak up for abortion rights, women's rights, reproductive rights, and feminism with our selection of outspoken merchandise. Let the anti-choice side know that being pro-choice does not mean you're pro-abortion, and that we won't allow a return to the days of illegal, dangerous, back-alley abortions.

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I'm pro-choice and so is my mother...

I'm pro-choice and so is my mother...
Counter one of the most idiotic forms of anti-choice rhetoric with this pro-choice merchandise: I'm pro-choice and so is my mother. I'm pro-choice and so is my daughter. We've never had abortions.

If men could get pregnant, abortion...

If men could get pregnant, abortion...
The misogynists who are anti-choice might feel differently if men could face unwanted pregnancies. This pro-choice merchandise says: If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

Stop breeding. Your vagina is not a clown car.

Stop breeding. Your vagina is not a clown car.
Some women just don't know when to stop procreating! Tell them in no uncertain terms how you feel about it with this pro-birth control message: Stop breeding. Your vagina is not a clown car.

My mother didn't abort me...and she's pro-choice!

My mother didn't abort me...and she's pro-choice!
The single most annoying thing the so-called pro-lifers say is, 'What if YOUR mother had aborted YOU?! You wouldn't exist!' Counter that with: My mother didn't abort me...and she's pro-choice!

If the fetus you save is gay...

If the fetus you save is gay...
Are you annoyed by the hypocrisy of many pro-life folks--who are usually anti-gay, too? This pro-choice, pro-gay merchandise asks: If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for its rights?

May the fetus you save be gay

May the fetus you save be gay
This pro-gay, pro-choice merchandise is aimed squarely at the anti-choice/pro-lifers who are also homophobes. It's perfect for rallies and parades!: May the fetus you save be gay.

Want abortion outlawed? How many unwanted children

Want abortion outlawed? How many unwanted children
The so-called pro-life folks want to ban abortion, yet they don't want to adopt unwanted children. This merchandise says: Want abortion outlawed? How many unwanted children will YOU adopt?

I'm pro-choice and so is my mother

I'm pro-choice and so is my mother
A very popular anti-choice/pro-life myth is that if your mother had been pro-choice, YOU wouldn't exist. Let this pro-choice merchandise educate the uninformed: I'm pro-choice. And so is my mother.

I'm pro-choice...I chose not to have an abortion

I'm pro-choice...I chose not to have an abortion
Are you among the many pro-choice women who decided against abortion when faced with an unwanted pregnancy? Let the anti-choice/pro-lifers know: I'm pro-choice...and I chose not to have an abortion.

I'm pro-choice and I've never had an abortion

I'm pro-choice and I've never had an abortion
One of our favorite anti-choice lies is that all pro-choice women have had abortions. In fact, most of us have not. This merchandise says: I'm pro-choice and I've never had an abortion

Pro-life? Pro-war? Pro-death penalty? HYPOCRITE!

Pro-life? Pro-war? Pro-death penalty? HYPOCRITE!
Ever wonder how the so-called pro-lifers can support war and the death penalty? If THAT isn't hypocrisy, what is?! Say loud & clear: Pro-life? Pro-war? Pro-death penalty? HYPOCRITE!

Pro-choice not pro-abortion

Pro-choice not pro-abortion
The overwhelming majority of us are not pro-abortion, yet the anti-choice/pro-life zealots insist that ALL of us are pro-abortion. This merchandise makes things clear: Pro-choice not pro-abortion

I had an abortion...and I don't regret it

I had an abortion...and I don't regret it
If you've had an abortion and DON'T regret it, speak up with this pro-choice design. Let the liars who make up the anti-choice side hear the truth: I had an abortion...and I don't regret it

A pro-choice woman chose me...

A pro-choice woman chose me...
Let this pro-choice merchandise express your feelings about your mother: A pro-choice woman chose me. I choose to protect her choice.

Pro-life? Prove it! Adopt older or...

Pro-life? Prove it! Adopt older or...
Are you confused at how the so-called pro-life folks want to outlaw abortion, yet they let hundreds of thousands of kids languish in orphanages?: Pro-life? Prove it! Adopt older or special needs kids

Against abortion? Have a vasectomy!

Against abortion? Have a vasectomy!
There are a lot of anti-choice misogynists out there, ready and willing to spew their anti-choice rhetoric. Ask them this question: Against abortion? Have a vasectomy!

Against abortion? Don't have one!

Against abortion? Don't have one!
This merchandise is perfect for letting the anti-choice, pro-life zealots know how you feel about their meddling ways. Its design says: Against abortion? Don't have one!

Pro-child, pro-choice

Pro-child, pro-choice
Another anti-choice myth is that if you're pro-choice, you don't care about children. Unlike most anti-choice folks, we do care about living children. This merchandise says: Pro-child, pro-choice

My body, my choice

My body, my choice
If you're pro-choice, remind the so-called pro-life faction that what you do with YOUR body is YOUR choice--not theirs. Let's keep a woman's right to choose safe and legal: My body, my choice.

Pro-choice doesn't mean pro-abortion

Pro-choice doesn't mean pro-abortion
If you're like the vast majority of pro-choicers, you are NOT pro-abortion. Unfortunately, most anti-choice folks think the two are synonymous. Help educate them with this.

This is what a feminist looks like

This is what a feminist looks like
Some people view feminists as unshaven, butch women with no fashion sense in unflattering clothes. This pro-feminism merchandise says: This is what a feminist looks like.

Pro-choice and pregnant

Pro-choice and pregnant
Are you a pro-choice mother-to-be? A lot of anti-choicers think we don't have children. Pretty stupid, huh? Announce your stance--and condition--with this: Pro-choice and pregnant

Anti-choice is misogyny

Anti-choice is misogyny
The so-called pro-lifers are actually misogynists--they hate women. And they're not pro-life; they're anti-choice, so set them straight with this: Anti-choice is misogyny

We're a pro-child, pro-choice family...

We're a pro-child, pro-choice family...
Let the anti-choicers know that you want women to have safe, legal abortions when necessary--and you vote: We're a pro-child, pro-choice family...and we vote

Pro-choice Christian

Pro-choice Christian
A lot of Christians are pro-choice, but more and more of them want to let the religious right (which, of course, ISN'T!) know how they feel with items like this: Pro-choice Christian

Mother by choice

Mother by choice
Let the anti-choice zealots know that you're a parent because you CHOSE to be a parent, and their idea that pro-choicers don't have kids is wrong and stupid: Mother by choice

Father by choice

Father by choice
Let the anti-choice zealots know that you're a parent because you CHOSE to be a parent, and their idea that pro-choicers don't have kids is wrong and stupid: Father by choice

Don't ask me about my kids (I don't have any...

Don't ask me about my kids (I don't have any...
If you're childfree by choice and sick of being asked about your kids, or when you're going to HAVE kids, speak up: Don't ask me about my kids. I don't have any and don't plan to.

Happily childfree

Happily childfree
Did you decide against having children--and are you happy about that decision? You can use this design to let others know that you're not only childfree, you're: Happily childree


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