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Looking for unique, outspoken designs to show your GLBT pride? You're in the right place! And what better time than now to counter the hatred and intolerance shown by the radical "right" and their imbecile puppet, Bush?

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So tell me, when did you choose to be straight? Are you tired of being asked when--or told that--you chose to be gay? Turn the tables on the idiots who think people choose to be gay with this: So tell me, when did you choose to be straight?	Just married With gay marriage now legal here in California, why not show off your status with this rainbow-hued "Just Married" design? The colors will get the message across that you're gay AND legally married.	Against gay marriage? How sad that you're... Tell the anti-gay marriage bigots what you think of them with this item: "Against gay marriage? How sad that you're an ignorant, hatefilled bigot"	Pro-family, pro-marriage, pro-tolerance This pro-gay marriage design makes a simple statement: Pro-family, pro-marriage, pro-tolerance. Its subtle rainbow coloring explains that it's about gay rights.
Keep your religion out of my bedroom Tell the "religious right" (what a misnomer that is!) to keep THEIR religion out of YOUR bedroom. Really, why are they so interested in gay sex, anyway? Makes you wonder!	Equal, not special, rights Let this educate some of the more ignorant, anti-gay bigots! Tell them you're not after SPECIAL rights, just EQUAL ones. Let this pro-gay rights message speak for you: "Equal, not special, rights."	I'm with my husband Whether you're legally married to your partner or not, if you consider him to be your husband, you can let these matching "I'm with my husband" designs speak for your committed relationship.	I'm with my husband Whether you're legally married to your partner or not, if you consider him to be your husband, you can let these matching "I'm with my husband" designs speak for your committed relationship.
I'm with my wife Whether you're legally married to your partner or not, if you consider her to be your wife, you can let this pro-gay marriage design speak for you regarding your commitment and relationship.	I'm with my wife Whether you're legally married to your partner or not, if you consider her to be your wife, you can let this pro-gay marriage design speak for you regarding your commitment and relationship.	Hate is not a family value Has this message ever been more important than it is now? With a president who caters to the extreme right, let's remind them that hate is NOT a family value.	Hate is not, and never will be, a family value Has this message ever been more important than it is now? With a president who caters to the extreme right, let's remind them that hate is NOT and never will be a family value.
The Gay [weekend] Agenda Tired of hearing the right-wingers talking about "the gay agenda"? Let this educate them about your ACTUAL "agenda" on weekends! (See the "weekday" version for more choices.)	The Gay [weekday] Agenda Tired of hearing the right-wingers talking about "the gay agenda"? Let this educate them about your ACTUAL "agenda" on weekdays! (See the "weekend" version for more choices.)	The gay lifestyle Ah, yes, "the gay lifestyle." Surely you've heard that oh-so-popular phrase, right? This item can speak volumes about your REAL lifestyle!	I can't even think straight! Okay, just how gay are you? So gay that you can't even THINK straight?! Then this rainbow-colored floral design might be just what you're looking for: "I can't even THINK straight!"
I'm so gay! You can have a little fun with this play on words, I'm so gay! Let people form their own opinions about what you mean...if the rainbow colors don't give it away, of course.	HIV: A virus, not a punishment It's appalling, but there are still some people who believe HIV/AIDS are God's "punishment" to gays for their "deviant lifestyle." Speak the truth! HIV is a virus, not a punishment.	Homophobia: A hate crime in God's name It's hard to believe--but true--that the right-wing hatemongers actually think they're doing God's work by being homophobic. How pathetic... "Homophobia: A hate crime in God's name"	God hates fag haters Turn the tables on the homophobic bigots who spew their hatred with slogans like "God hates fags"--let them know that THEY'RE the ones God is more likely to hate.
If God didn't create Adam & Steve, who did? Perhaps this will generate an intelligent response from a homophobe...but probably not. Oh well. You can try! "If God didn't create Adam and Steve, who did?"	Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians Do you ever feel like shouting "Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians"? Well, now you can!	Yin yang (rainbow) Are you looking for a slightly different representation of the Yin Yang symbol? This rainbow-colored one may be just the thing if you're gay (or you like rainbows!)	Nelly queen Are you proud of who you are? And not bashful about saying it? Well, if you're a nelly queen and not shy about broadcasting it, this may be just the thing for you!
Life is just a bowl of fairies! Fans of "Queer as Folk" will recognize this saying from one of Deb's shirts. Let people think what they may about its meaning! "Life is just a bowl of fairies!"	Dyke Are you a proud lesbian who identifies as a dyke? If so, and if you're brave enough to say it out loud, here you go! This one-word design makes quite clear that you're a dyke.	Out and about Let this colorful item speak for you when you're "out" and about. With the rainbow colors and everything, it should be obvious just what you're talking about!	We are a real family Has there ever been a better time to make this statement? Let the anti-gay marriage folks know that real families can be gay, too. Let this pro-gay family design speak for you: "We are a real family"
We all deserve the freedom to marry Add your voice to the fight to allow everyone to marry, regardless of their sexual orientation. If gay marriage is important to you, speak up: "We all deserve the freedom to marry"	I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is There's always room for a little humor, and displaying this item will probably result in a few chuckles. "I'm not gay! (But my boyfriend is)"	I'm not gay, but my girlfriend is! There's always room for a little humor, and displaying this item will probably result in a few chuckles. "I'm not gay! (But my girlfriend is)"