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If you're looking for unique, sometimes outspoken designs to show your LGBTQ pride, you're in the right place! We have pro-gay marriage and other gay-friendly slogans on lots of merchandise.

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Hatred is a learned behavior

Hatred is a learned behavior
Children aren't born with hatred in their hearts, they learn from the adults in their lives. The pro-tolerance, pro-LGBT, anti-hate slogan on this merchandise says: Hatred is a learned behavior

Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay is

Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay is
The anti-homophobia, pro-gay slogan on this merchandise can confront those folks whose heads are buried in the sand. It says: Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay is not.

Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay...

Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay...
Don't let the uneducated, hateful, anti-gay bigots speak louder than you! This pro-gay merchandise says what needs to be said: Being an ignorant bigot is a choice. Being gay is not.

Homophobia. A shameful hate crime in God's name

Homophobia. A shameful hate crime in God's name
Speak the truth about the hateful hatemongers who use their religion as a 'reason' for their homophobia. The pro-gay slogan on this merchandise says: Homophobia. A shameful hate crime in God's name

Keep your religion out of my bedroom

Keep your religion out of my bedroom
Tell the ignorant anti-gay morons to keep THEIR religion to themselves. This pro-gay merchandise says: Keep your religion out of my bedroom

So tell me, when did you choose to be straight?

So tell me, when did you choose to be straight?
Are you tired of being asked when--or TOLD that--you chose to be gay? Turn the tables on the idiots who think people choose to be gay with this: So tell me, when did you choose to be straight?

Against gay marriage? How sad that you're...

Against gay marriage? How sad that you're...
Confront the anti-gay marriage, homophobic bigots with this pro-gay merchandise. Its slogan says its all: Against gay marriage? How sad that you're an ignorant, hate-filled bigot

If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight

If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight
Challenge the homophobic, so-called 'pro-life' people with the [likely rhetorical] question on this pro-gay merchandise. Its slogan: If the fetus you save is gay, will you still fight for its rights?

May the fetus you save be gay

May the fetus you save be gay
This pro-gay, pro-choice merchandise is aimed squarely at the anti-choice/pro-lifers who are also homophobes. It's perfect for rallies and parades! May the fetus you save be gay.

Straight, but not narrow. Pro-gay equality.

Straight, but not narrow. Pro-gay equality.
Contrary to some opinions, many of us heterosexuals are for equality, including marriage, for homosexuals. Show your same sex support with this merchandise: Straight, but not narrow. Pro-gay equality.

Straights for gay rights

Straights for gay rights
If you're among us heterosexuals who support equality for homosexuals, let this pro-gay merchandise express your feelings. Great for rallies, parades and boycotts!: Straights for gay rights

For gay marriage. Against ignorance.

For gay marriage. Against ignorance.
Whether you're gay or straight, if you support marriage equality for homosexual couples, this pro-gay marriage merchandise can speak for you. Its message is clear: For gay marriage. Against ignorance.

NoH8

NoH8
This brief, clear slogan can express your feelings about anti-gay, [usually] right-wing hatemongers. Great for rallies, parades, or any day. It says: NoH8 (Use hashtag #NoH8 in your tweets on Twitter)

I'm with my husband

I'm with my husband
The rainbow colors hint at the meaning of this gay-themed merchandise. Its slogan is simple, but effective, as it lets others know that you're married to your partner. It says: I'm with my husband

I'm with my wife

I'm with my wife
Let the rainbow hues of this gay-themed merchandise tell others that you're married to your life partner. Show your lesbian pride! Its slogan says: I'm with my wife

Homophobia is not a family value

Homophobia is not a family value
The right-wing hatemongers talk a lot about family values, yet have no problem spreading hate toward gays. This pro-gay, anti-homophobia merchandise says: Homophobia is not a family value

I'm not gay! (But my boyfriend is)

I'm not gay! (But my boyfriend is)
There's always room for a little humor, and this funny, pro-gay merchandise will probably yield a few chuckles. Its slogan says: I'm not gay! (but my boyfriend is)

I'm not gay! (But my girlfriend is)

I'm not gay! (But my girlfriend is)
Have a little fun with this humorous, lesbian-themed merchandise. Its slogan will probably result in a few chuckles as people realize what it means: I'm not gay! (But my girlfriend is)

I'm not gay...but my life partner is

I'm not gay...but my life partner is
Inject a little humor into the gay marriage, same sex relationships issue with this pro-gay merchandise: I'm not gay...but my life partner is.

Marriage equality now

Marriage equality now
Speak up for same sex marriage with this rainbow colored pro-gay marriage merchandise. Great to wear at LGBT rallies or just when you're out and about: Marriage equality now.

Equal, not special, rights

Equal, not special, rights
Let this educate some of the more ignorant, anti-gay bigots! Tell them you're not after SPECIAL rights, just EQUAL ones. Let this pro-gay rights message speak for you: Equal, not special, rights.

I can't even think straight

I can't even think straight
This humorous gay design features slanted letters and rainbow colors. It's available on a lot of merchandise and should evoke some chuckles along the way. Its slogan says: I can't even think straight

Hate is not a family value

Hate is not a family value
This pro-gay merchandise reminds the homophobes that: Hate is not a family value.

Hate is not, and never will be, a family value

Hate is not, and never will be, a family value
Those who identify as family value-oriented, yet are anti-gay, are hypocrites. This pro-gay, pro-tolerance, TRUTHFUL slogan says: Hate is not, and never will be, a family value. Lots of products!

The gay lifestyle

The gay lifestyle
The gay lifestyle. Surely you've heard that oh-so-popular phrase, usually uttered by right-wing homophobes. You can TRY to educate them about your actual lifestyle with this humorous, pro-gay slogan.

The Gay [weekend] Agenda

The Gay [weekend] Agenda
Tired of hearing homophobic morons talking about the gay agenda? Let this humorous pro-gay merchandise educate them about your ACTUAL agenda on weekends! (See the weekday version for more choices.)

The Gay [weekday] Agenda

The Gay [weekday] Agenda
Tired of hearing the anti-gay hatemongers talking about the gay agenda? Let this humorous pro-gay merchandise educate them about your ACTUAL agenda on weekdays! (See weekend version for more choices)

I believe in marriage

I believe in marriage
Sick of anti-gay marriage rhetoric? Let the nutjobs know how you feel about gay marriage with this: I believe in marriage (against a subtle rainbow background). Might make them think about it!

Just married

Just married
With gay marriage now legal in some states, why not show off your status with this rainbow-hued 'Just Married' design? The colors will get the message across that you're gay AND legally married.

We all deserve the freedom to marry

We all deserve the freedom to marry
Add your voice to the fight to allow everyone to marry, regardless of their sexual orientation. If gay marriage is important to you, speak up: "We all deserve the freedom to marry"

World's best cocksucker

World's best cocksucker
So you're the best when it comes to oral sex, eh? And you're not bashful about saying so? Then this gay-oriented merchandise could be just the thing! Its slogan says: World's best cocksucker

World's best bottom

World's best bottom
If you're proud of your status as a great bottom, and not bashful about saying so!, this clever merchandise is just the thing: World's best bottom.

World's best top

World's best top
If you're proud of your status as a great top, and not bashful about saying so!, this clever merchandise is just the thing: World's best top.

God hates fag haters

God hates fag haters
Turn the tables on the ignorant homophobes who spew anti-gay rhetoric, including 'God hates fags,' with this pro-gay merchandise. Its message? Simple and to the point: God hates fag haters.

If God didn't create Adam & Steve, who did?

If God didn't create Adam & Steve, who did?
Perhaps this will generate an intelligent response from a homophobe...but probably not. Oh well. You can try! If God didn't create Adam and Steve, who did?

I'm so gay!

I'm so gay!
You can have a little fun with this play on words, I'm so gay! Let people form their own opinions about what you mean...if the rainbow colors don't give it away, of course.

Shhhh...no one knows I'm gay

Shhhh...no one knows I'm gay
There's always room for a little levity, and we think this humorous pro-gay merchandise is a good example: Shhhh...no one knows I'm gay

Never waste a good erection

Never waste a good erection
A little humor goes a long way, and this funny pro-gay merchandise is a good example: Never waste a good erection

Pro-family, pro-marriage, pro-tolerance

Pro-family, pro-marriage, pro-tolerance
This pro-gay marriage design makes a simple statement: Pro-family, pro-marriage, pro-tolerance. Its subtle rainbow coloring explains that it's about gay rights.

Faggot

Faggot
Homophobes took the word 'faggot' and used it as an insulting term for gay men. Take it back! Embrace it! Call yourself a faggot.

Nelly queen

Nelly queen
Are you proud of who you are? And not bashful about saying it? Well, if you're a nelly queen and not shy about broadcasting it, this may be just the thing for you!

Dyke

Dyke
Are you a proud lesbian who identifies as a dyke? If so, this rainbow-colored, pro-gay merchandise might be what you're looking for. It says, quite simply, dyke.

Cocksucker

Cocksucker
Offensive? Blunt? Over the top? Whatever! If you're brave enough to say it, we have the merchandise: Cocksucker

Yin yang (rainbow)

Yin yang (rainbow)
Yin yang symbol in rainbow colors and white. Perfect if you're gay--or just like pretty rainbow colors--and like the yin yang sign.

HIV: A virus, not a punishment

HIV: A virus, not a punishment
It's appalling, but there are still some people who believe HIV/AIDS are God's 'punishment' to gays for their 'deviant lifestyle.' Speak the truth! HIV is a virus, not a punishment.

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians

Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians
This humorous merchandise is perfect for straight men and gay women, basically anyone who fantasizes about being devoured, sexually, by females: Dip me in honey and throw me to the lesbians!

Life is just a bowl of fairies!

Life is just a bowl of fairies!
Fans--like me-- of 'Queer as Folk' will recognize this saying from one of Deb's shirts. Let people think what they may about its meaning! Life is just a bowl of fairies!


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