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Dancers turn out better

Dancers turn out better
What's better than a little dance-oriented humor? This design is great for anyone who studies or dances ballet, as they'll get its real meaning: Dancers turn out better.

and...5, 6, 7, 8...

and...5, 6, 7, 8...
What dance student hasn't heard this a million times?: 'and...5, 6, 7, 8...' If you're a dance teacher, dance student, or dancer you're sure to love displaying this very familiar design.

Ballet dancers always have a pointe

Ballet dancers always have a pointe
Why not get your point across with this cute play on words? Great for dancers or anyone who appreciates dance: Ballet dancers always have a pointe

Shut up and dance!

Shut up and dance!
What else needs to be said? Shut up and dance! This is perfect whether you're the dancer/dance student or there's someone in your life who is: Shut up and dance!

Live breathe dance

Live breathe dance
For the serious and/or passionate dancer/dance student, dance is the focal point of their lives. How better to describe their feelings than with this statement: "Live, breathe, dance."

Dance like no one is watching

Dance like no one is watching
When you're dancing, don't let inhibition stop you from expressing yourself. Just imagine that no one else is there, and you're free to do as you please: "Dance like no one is watching"

eat sleep dance

eat sleep dance
For the passionate dancer or dance student, the world revolves around the necessities of life. This design is perfect for you or the dancer in your life: eat sleep breathe dance

Without dance, what's the pointe?

Without dance, what's the pointe?
For anyone who is passionate about dance, especially ballet, what could be more perfect than this? Without dance, what's the pointe? (Note the play on words!)

All the world's a stage, so dance on it

All the world's a stage, so dance on it
Are you a serious dance student, dancer, or dance teacher? If so, this may be just the thing to let others know how important dance is to you: All the world's a stage, so dance on it.

Dancers have the best buns

Dancers have the best buns
If you're a ballet student/dancer, you're VERY familiar with having your hair in a bun. Have a little fun with this play on words: Dancers have the best buns

You're never too old (or too fat) to dance

You're never too old (or too fat) to dance
Somewhere along the line, someone decided that dancers--especially ballet dancers--have to be young and thin. Guess what? They're wrong! Say so with this: You're never too old (or too fat) to dance

You're never too old to dance. You get old...

You're never too old to dance. You get old...
It's not necessary that you be a child--or young--to dance, even ballet. Don't let age keep you from your passion! The truth is: You're never too old to dance. You get old when you stop dancing.

Do you get my pointe?

Do you get my pointe?
Let this play on words (point/pointe) announce that you're a ballet dancer, ballet student, balletomane, etc.: "Do you get my pointe?"


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