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Are you looking for animal-related merchandise? Whether you're an animal rights activist, a responsible pet owner, a vegetarian/vegan, anti-hunting, anti-fur, anti-circus, or anti-rodeo, this is the place for you. You'll find unique and outspoken designs promoting a cruelty-free lifestyle and kindness to animals. With our large variety of products, you can help spread the "be kind to animals" philosophy wherever you go. Encourage others to think about the damage they're doing to animals and the environment by eating meat, wearing leather or fur, and failing to spay or neuter their pets.

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Hunting accidents...karma, baby, karma When you hear about a hunting accident--meaning, where a HUMAN gets shot--what's your first thought? If it's anything like ours, this anti-hunting design may be just right for you: "Hunting accidents.	Hunting: How men with small penises feel macho It doesn't take a lot of machismo to go out and kill a defenseless animal in cold blood--it just takes a loaded gun. Hunting is a great way for men with certain inadequacies to feel macho!	Want to shoot defenseless animals? Send a strong anti-hunting message to the cowards who think hunting is a sport with this compassionate message: Want to shoot defenseless animals? Use a camera!	Hunters are cowards Thinking people know that there's NOTHING sporting about hunting--at least not for the animals about to be blown away. The cowards who hunt PRETEND it takes courage. Bullshit! "Hunters are cowards."
Hunters: Big guns for men with little penises We think this anti-hunting design sums up quite nicely what inadequate, cowardly pieces of shit men who hunt are: "Hunters: Big guns for men with little penises." Enough said!	Hunters: Bad for families The pitiful excuses for human beings known as hunters apparently don't realize that while they're blowing away defenseless animals, they're leaving behind orphans that WILL starve to death. Cowards.	Hunting will be a sport when the animal... The cowards who hunt make themselves feel better by talking about what a "sport" hunting is and how much courage they have. Bullshit! "Hunting will be a sport when the animal can shoot back"	Dogfighting: How men with small penises... The publicity surrounding the Michael Vick dogfighting case has done a lot to bring this barbaric "sport" to light for the masses. Now let's keep it in the public's eye.
Real men don't participate in animal fighting Unlike Michael "Scumbag" Vick and others of his ilk, REAL MEN don't hurt animals for entertainment. Speak up with this anti-fighting gear: Real men don't participate in animal fighting.	If you're not vegetarian, you're guilty of animal It must be hard for non-vegetarians to reconcile the fact that if they eat animals, they're guilty of animal cruelty--but that's the truth. Anyone who supports factory farmed meat IS guilty...	Be kind to animals. Don't eat them. This may sound rather harsh, but it's our belief that people who claim to love animals--and yet eat them--are just hypocrites. This pro-vegetarian design says: "Be kind to animals. Don't eat them."	Why are some animals called pets & others dinner? We've noticed that a lot of perfectly nice people who have pets, love them, take good care of them, even treat them like children (like we do!) are not vegetarians. How can that be?
You're a hypocrite if you say you love animals... Lots of meat eaters try to convince others there's nothing hypocritical about claiming to love animals while contributing to the horrifying treatment of sentient beings in the meat industry. Wrong!	Veggie burgers: Good for people, cows, mother... Animal rights activists and other caring consumers understand that when they follow a vegetarian diet they're doing much more than just making a good choice for themselves.	Factory farming=cruelty to animals... It's true that most meat-eaters have their heads up their asses when it comes to the horrors involved in getting their dinner onto their plates, but we can TRY to enlighten them about factory farming	Animals are my friends..and I don't eat my friends It's hard to listen to meat-eaters who claim to love and care about animals in one breath and then order a burger or steak in the next. Talk about hypocrisy...or maybe they're just deeply in denial.
Anti-vegetarian? What kind of heartless piece... Believe it or not, there are actually some people out there who are anti-vegetarian. Why on earth would anyone be against compassion to animals?! It's mind-boggling, but true...	eat nothing with a face Vegetarians/vegans live by a simple rule: Eat nothing with a face. This design features several "meat animals" surrounding that message. Perhaps when meat-eaters see it, they'll stop and think.	I'm vegetarian (And no, I don't wear leather) If you've been a vegetarian/vegan for a while, you're probably familiar with the idiotic "challenge" a lot of meat-eaters feel compelled to throw at you: "I'll bet you wear leather!"	If you eat fish, you're not vegetarian Have you had it with those "vegetarians" who eat fish? The ones who call themselves pescetarians or...whatever. Set them straight with the truth!
Fish is not a vegetable There are some vegetarians who continue eating flesh as long as it doesn't come under the heading of "red meat." Let this message speak your mind for you: "Fish is not a vegetable."	Choose life. Go vegetarian. Vegetarians prefer to know that we are not contributing to the unspeakable horrors of factory farms and slaughterhouses, and that no animals die for us. This design says: Choose life. Go vegetarian.	Help stop cruelty: Only buy eggs... If you must eat eggs, please buy them from cage-free, free-range hens that are not turned over to slaughterhouses when their laying days are over. It's a small, but important, step.	Be cool, not cruel. Vegetarian. Let everyone know that you think it's cool to be vegetarian, instead of being cruel...as meat-eaters are. This pro-vegetarian, anti-cruelty message says "Be cool, not cruel. Vegetarian."
Vegetarians save lives every day When one decides to become vegetarian or vegan, we accomplish several things, not the least of which is this: "Vegetarians save lives every day." And isn't that a nice thing to know?	V is for vegan How's this for a simple, yet effective, way of letting others know that you're a vegan: "V is for vegan"	V is for vegetarian How's this for a simple, yet effective, way of letting others know that you're a vegetarian: "V is for vegetarian"	Stop animal testing Animal testing is cruel, inhumane, ineffective, and unnecessary...so speak up against it with this anti-animal testing design. Don't remain silent on such an important issue. Speak up for the animals.
Having a cat completely fulfills my need to... Are you childfree by choice, yet perfectly satisfied with your status as a parent to a cat? You can use this design to express your feelings: "Having a cat completely fulfills my need to be a mommy."	Having a cat completely fulfills my need to... Are you childfree by choice, yet perfectly satisfied with your status as a parent to a cat? You can use this design to express your feelings: "Having a cat completely fulfills my need to be a daddy."	Having a dog completely fulfills my need to... Are you childfree by choice, yet perfectly satisfied with your status as a parent to a dog? You can use this design to express your feelings: "Having a dog completely fulfills my need to be a mommy."	Having a dog completely fulfills my need to... Are you childfree by choice, yet perfectly satisfied with your status as a parent to a dog? You can use this design to express your feelings: "Having a dog completely fulfills my need to be a daddy."
Ask me about my rescued cat Those of us involved in animal rescue know how gratifying it is; we save their lives and are rewarded with a loving companion. Encourage questions with this: "Ask me about my rescued cat"	Ask me about my rescued dog If you're the 'parent' of a rescued dog, you can encourage people to start a dialogue with you by displaying this pro-adoption/pro-rescue design: "Ask me about my rescued dog"	Ask me about my rescued ferret Are you the 'parent' of a rescued ferret? If so, you can encourage people to start a dialogue with you by displaying this pro-adoption/pro-rescue design: "Ask me about my rescued ferret"	Proud "parent" of a rescued cat If you're the proud 'parent' of a rescued cat, you can encourage people to start a dialogue with you about pet adoption/rescue by displaying this design: "Proud 'parent' of a rescued cat"
Proud "parent" of a rescued dog Those of us who are proud 'parents' of rescued dogs can encourage people to start a dialogue with us about pet adoption/rescue by displaying this design: "Proud 'parent' of a rescued dog"	Pets are for life It's sad, but true, that a lot of people don't understand that getting a pet is a commitment for life, not something to be tossed aside at will. This design says quite simply, "Pets are for life."	Pets are not disposable! It's a sad truth that a lot of people--who really don't deserve to be called PEOPLE--think pets are disposable. Speak your mind about these lowlifes with this design: "Pets are NOT disposable!"	Save lives. Spay/neuter Responsible pet owners know it's imperative that we spay/neuter our pets. We can help enlighten the less informed by displaying this anti-breeding, spay/neuter message.
Help prevent millions of deaths: Have pets spayed. When responsible pet parents do one simple act, it'll put an end to the millions of deaths every year in shelters around the world. "Help prevent millions of deaths: Have pets spayed or neutered."	Have a heart: Don't "litter" Let this play on words inform people that you're against "littering" when it comes to pets. Help spread the spay/neuter message with this design: "Have a heart. Don't 'litter'"	Fur looks best on its original owner It's hard to believe, but there are still some heartless, cold-blooded folks who think there's nothing wrong with wearing fur. Speak up with this anti-fur design: "Fur looks best on its original owner	Say no to cruelty: No fur One of the easiest ways to make a stand against animal cruelty is by refusing to wear fur. You can remind people by displaying this anti-fur message: "Say no to cruelty. No fur"
Boycott cruelty: Boycott circuses Hopefully, someday, circuses that use live animals will be a thing of the past. Until then, express your feelings about the cruelty inherent in circuses with this anti-circus design.	Elephants belong in the wild Remind people that elephants are not ours to hold as prisoners in zoos, circuses, etc. Elephants need to roam, and form familial relationships with other elephants. "Elephants belong in the wild"	Cruelty is not entertaining There is NOTHING good, cute, or entertaining about watching animals that should be in the wild performing silly tricks. Please speak up with this anti-circus slogan: "Cruelty is not entertaining."	Rodeo: Legalized animal cruelty As hard as it is to believe, some people are actually ENTERTAINED by the animal cruelty that's abundant at the rodeo. Speak up with this anti-rodeo design: "Rodeo: Legalized animal cruelty"
Plant a tree. Mother Earth will thank you. With global warming and pollution becoming bigger problems every day, it's good to keep in mind that we actually CAN help the environment. Remind others: Plant a tree. Mother Earth will thank you.