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SmartAssProducts.com : Computing and Geek Stuff : When will Micro$oft make something that doesn't...

Have you ever wondered how one company, Microsoft, can make so many products that suck so badly? We have! Then we realized that the only way they could come up with something that doesn't suck is if they start making vacuum cleaners. Think about it: Their software crashes, their "operating systems" (and we're using the term loosely here, since they wouldn't know a real OS if it got up and bit them) are inflexible, insecure, and uncustomizable--and they crash, too! So if they started manufacturing vacuum cleaners...it'd be the first time they came up with something that didn't suck! Here's a great way to let people know what you think about Microsoft and their shitty products: "When will Micro$oft make something that doesn't suck? When they start making vacuum cleaners!"
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