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If you're pregnant and want to tell others what you hope your child will turn out to be, please take a look at our 'future' series of merchandise. We have similar designs for your already-born children, too! All of our designs are available on a wide selection of merchandise.

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Assorted designs for kids

Assorted designs for kids
Find designs for the big brother/big sister or little brother/little sister in your life. We also have a line of "future" professions for whatever you or your child hope they'll be!

Future [whatever you hope your baby will be]

Future [whatever you hope your baby will be]
This line of clothing for expectant mothers lets you have a little fun while waiting for your baby to be born. You can show people what you're HOPING your unborn baby will grow up to be!

Coming in [your due month]

Coming in [your due month]
For the mother-to-be who is expecting her baby in--ANY month! You'll find products that are perfect for early maternity wear and as gifts, in our "Coming in [your due month]" line of designs.

Childbirth is not a disease

Childbirth is not a disease
When women routinely gave birth at home, childbirth wasn't considered a disease. But since the advent of hospital births, childbirth is now viewed as an illness. This says: Childbirth is not a disease

If breastfeeding in public disturbs you...

If breastfeeding in public disturbs you...
Let this pro-breastfeeding merchandise remind people that nursing your baby is not dirty or sexual: If breastfeeding in public disturbs you, please feel free to put a blanket over your head.

Would you like to eat in a public restroom?

Would you like to eat in a public restroom?
If you're sick of being told to breastfeed in germ-filled public restrooms, speak up with this: "Would you like to eat in a public restroom? No? Then don't suggest it for breastfeeding my child"

breast milk. it's what's for dinner.

breast milk. it's what's for dinner.
We know that breast milk is the best food for babies, so if you're a breastfeeding parent you can express your feelings with this pro-breastfeeding slogan: breast milk. it's what's for dinner.

Would you like to eat in a public restroom?

Would you like to eat in a public restroom?
It's disgusting to think that breastfeeding mothers are often relegated to restrooms in public places. Speak up with this: "Would you like to eat in a public restroom? Neither does my breastfed child!

Breastfeeding is not a dirty thing

Breastfeeding is not a dirty thing
Why is it perfectly fine to look at breasts in a sexual way in advertisements, TV shows, magazines, etc., yet breastfeeding in public is viewed negatively? Breastfeeding is not a dirty thing

If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!

If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!
Are you sick of supporting people who irresponsibly pop out one baby after another? Speak up with this anti-welfare, pro-personal responsibility merchandise: If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!

One and done!

One and done!
Have you chosen to have an only child? Do you get sick of being asked when you're going to give Junior a baby brother or sister? This design speaks volumes: "One and done!"

I had one. I'm done.

I had one. I'm done.
Do you get sick of being asked when you're going to have another baby? It's no one else's business, but if you're so inclined you can let this design speak for you: "I had one. I'm done"


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