The Rules of Spam

The Rules of Spam were crafted after careful observation of spammer activities and actions. They have officially been recorded in the annals of news.admin.net-abuse.email, as well as here.



According to the Web Counter, you are shopper # to visit this site since August 15, 2002.



Please visit
Fishrocket,
Worldcon,
Darwin, an evolutionary OS,
I am not a terrorist!,
The University of Mars,
What a moron, or
Get A Damn Job,
all part of the Fishrocket cafepress network.


WOW! Look at all these stores, all dedicated to that wonder of modern living, spam!
(That's unsolicited commercial email, folks, not the spiced ham product from Hormel. That's
good eatin'!) There's
The Nigerian 419 scam,
The Boulder Pledge,
The Rules of Spam,
News From Home,
SPEWS Can Do It!,
Man The Mallets!,
There Is No Lumber Cartel, or
LART that spam!.

But before we get to the shirts and stuff, some more shameless commercialism :) I wish I could put these at the bottom of the page, but my control ends where the shirts begin.
















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