Enigmatic Schwag from Rubba Ducky... That is, we wish we could make it schwag. Actually, it's just stuff you can buy with our imprint on it. Personally I wish there were an umbrella here. This tubs in need of an overhaul. This pups in need of a drubbing. Lets spruce it up. Something in a nice semantics would be nice. Thanks very very much very nice. We make one dollar each purchase.