In some possible world, you are a rock star. Let your love of philosophy shine. Indulge in a little stealth geekiness. It's OK. I won't tell.

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While you're here, be sure to check out the new stuff in the Rock Star Statistician Dept. The 'Standard Deviant' shirt is one of my favorites. The Rock Star Economist section has also been updated- check out the 'Rational Choice Theory Made Me Evil' shirts.

Trust me... This blatant betrayal of the Socratic ethos comes in six colors.	rock* In some possible world, I am a rock star. Yay modal semantics!	Twin Earth Those counterparts... They never bring you anything good, do they? *tw-sigh*
Inverted Qualia What if you see everything upside-down, and everyone else sees it right-side up? Or the other way around?	barns Ah... You know, after I read that paper in my intro to epistemology class, I couldn't help but ask this question every time I saw a barn... Good thing I don't live in the country...	Desperately Seeking Reflective Equilibrium Ah, reflective equilibrium, that dream within a dream. We all want it, don't we?
Peace, Love, & Conceptual Analysis yeah... baby, yeah...	secretly reads brian leiter You know you do it. Now buy the T-shirt.	QUI TACET CONSENTIT Silence implies consent. Say something.
ethicist for hire Morals for sale, baby! Let the world know you are an ethicist open for business.	Evil Demon Descartes is fun. (I made two designs for all you evil deceivers out there...)	the best in all possible worlds Leibniz was right about one thing...
Awaken me from my dogmatic slumber. Looking for someone to play Hume to your Kant?	Citizen of the Kingdom of Ends Declare your independence. And your love of Deontology. (Just don't let the feds see you...)	Gadfly Hero-worship Socrates? Socrates hero-worship you? Either way, this stuff's for you...
got elenchus? Good question.	Natural Philosopher Yeah, you're a philosopher- a natural one... (Whether that means you're a hippie or a Seventeenth-Century scientist, well, that's up to you.)	Smart as a Fox You should always label things correctly.
Clever Vixen Tell it like it is!	Rock Star Economist Designs for Practicioners of the Dismal Science, and the people who love them.	Rock Star Statistician My husband is a biostatistician. I made this section for him. If you're a statistician, or you know one, and like them, check it out.