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Welcome to Rotten Babies! The best in tasteless, humorous, sarcastic and weird baby wear! Rotten Babies onsies, bibs and shirts make great gifts for new parents, baby showers and first birthdays! Expecting? Check out our Maternaty section that has baby bump tops, announcments, yard signs and more.

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Maternity

Maternity
Knocked up? We have the comfy tops that show just because you are a mommy to be doesn’t mean you lost your sense of humor. We cover boys, girls, multiples - we even have announcements and yard signs!

Pirates!

Pirates!
Ahoy Mateys! Is there a Jim Lad (young pirate) in your life? Don't treat them like a scurvy dog! Get them the best in baby pirate wear here at Rotten Babies. Jolly Rogers, Skulls & Crossbones, and a

Poop Happens

Poop Happens
As a famous book once said “Everybody Poops.” If you have a baby, you know just how true that is. If diaper duty is getting you down, have a little fun with these cute baby items! They make great gi

All Daddy Wanted...

All Daddy Wanted...
All Daddy Wanted was a Blowjob - or for the slightly more conservative, All Daddy Wanted was a BJ

Future Convict

Future Convict
Get used to the bars on your crib baby, you're gonna see a lot of them in your future! Baby was born bad to the bone? Warn the playgound bunch to lock up their bottles!

My Parents Shake Me!

My Parents Shake Me!
Cat's out of the bag now! Of course this is all in fun, really shaking babies is BAD! BAD! Available in multiple colors!

What's Accident Mean?

What's Accident Mean?
Uh Oh! Little pitchers have big ears! Have you been talking in front of your little one? When babies start asking "what's accident mean" everyone can get a little uncomfortable.

Cry Baby

Cry Baby
Cry Baby! Cry Baby! Some kids are just more sensitive than others. Warn the people around you that your child is a total Cry Baby!

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet
Women love babies! And babies know it! Face it, babies are total chick magnets. Cuter and sweeter than most guys in gym, put your boy in this shirt and watch him draw in the women!

I'm Smarter than Your Baby

I'm Smarter than Your Baby
Smartie Pants! Do you have the smartest child or grandchild? Is your infant a prodigy? Go ahead and show off, it's not like the other babies can read!

I'm Cuter than Your Baby

I'm Cuter than Your Baby
Everyone thinks their baby is the cutest...and sometimes it's true. If your baby is cute, show it!

I Love Boobies

I Love Boobies
Who doesn't love boobies? But it's cute when babies say it, since it's so innocent!

Do I Look Like a F**cking People Person?

Do I Look Like a F**cking People Person?
Great for those cranky days, the "Do I look like a fucking people person" comes in an edited and a non edited version, both making it clear that someone is not in the mood to be cooed at.

Ray of Sunshine

Ray of Sunshine
No matter if it's mommy's little sunshine or grandmas boy, if you have a little sunshine baby in your life, this is for them. Adorable babies! Adorable Onesies!


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