Get your Room 34 "merch" here. Don't be the last one on the block declaring your love for pizza, muscle cars, wax cylinder phonographs, or Room 34 itself! Piss off the local centurions with your MCCCXXXVIIness!
New designs will appear weekly, so be sure to check back often!
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Room 34 Sports Jersey DesignStart your own Room 34 softball team! As long as you don't mind everyone being #34, and having the last name "Room." |
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7 Days without PizzaShow your love for the best food in the world (or the worst pun in the world) with this popular pizzeria slogan! |
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Bull ShirtRemember the lovable Billy, Bernadette Peters' charge in her intro scene in The Jerk? Well here's his t-shirt... the PG version. |
Coffee IS a FruitIt's true! Coffee beans are the seeds extracted from coffee berries. So get your 5 servings of fruit a day with a caffeine jolt! |
Feel the PowerFeel the power of the electric belt in this turn-of-the-century woodcut. Ummm... yeah. This was a real product in the 1902 Sears, Roebuck catalog. |
Inauguration Day (01/20/09)Can't wait for Inauguration Day? Show your enthusiasm with this succinct reminder that January 20, 2009 is a new day in America. |
OLD Old SchoolForget cassette tapes. Forget 8-tracks. If you REALLY want to go old school, wax cylinders are the only way to roll. Literally. |
Roman 1337This design will probably only be appreciated by a subset of a subset of a subset of the general population. But I hope all 3 of you buy it. w00t! |
Rosie the Riveter: "We Can Do It!"Rosie the Riveter was a call to arms for WWII-era women in America to work the factories while men went off to war. Since then she's become a complex symbol for feminism with multiple interpretations. |
Self-CenteredProve that you're self-centered with this message that reads correctly only when you're looking at yourself in the mirror. |
Tha 507I just design 'em. I can't always explain 'em. |
Très Sausage (soh-SAHZH)That's the French très (very), not the Spanish tres (three), but say it however you want. Soh-SAHZH is the important part. It's 50% inside joke, 50% semi-obscure Family Guy reference, 100% stupid. |
Venn Diagram LogoWhether you're into design, logical diagrams, quasi-trucking company logos, or just bright colors and simple shapes, this logo design is for you. |
