Hello. I'm Rob Manuel, co-founder of b3ta.com and I sincerely believe that your lifestyle will be substantially improved by buying some of my fine merchandise.

Rude So naughty that you'll poo with man-fear. Including Princess Diana Death Clock, Drinking from this mug will make you gay and Bukkake-wear. Stuff for all the family basically.

Cute Who wouldn't want a lovely thong with a kitten on it? A kitten that says "I love you." Your wish is my command.

Geek Retro computing. From the legendary Uncle Clive t-shirts to the Hex Clock, all your nerd needs will be satisfied.