HELLO
Welcome to the Rinderpest.com online store! Thanks to CafePress.com, we are now selling a number of products with our silly slogans on them. Please browse the store, and keep in mind that if you don't buy something, the seas will boil, you'll develop a terrible rash, mutant body odor, and cute little kittens the world over will die.

Apparel All the crap that's fit to wear.	Books All the crap that's fit to read.	Super Silly Fun Stuff We're told the items in this section are fun items. Of course a lot of that depends on how you use them.
Sundries All the miscellaneous crap that's fit to buy.	Superfluous clutter for your Home & Office Because it's damn difficult to find the perfect cheap gift for your boss and other people for whom you care very little.	Pet's Corner PETA members not welcome.