Welcome to Rhino's Rockstar Tees!
Rhino's Rockstar Tees features a huge variety of t-shirts for men, women, and even kids! Graphic tees, retro tees, vintage tees, 1980's tees, gothic tees, and MORE! Our t-shirts, sweatshirts, long-sleeve tees, and other items make awesome gifts for yourself or your favorite rockstar!
Nuclear Pronunciation It makes my ears bleed when someone (Ms. Palin) pronounces "Nuclear" as "Nucular." Show everyone how smart you are (or dumb they are) with this funny "Nuclear" pronunciation design. |
1950's It's Five O'Clock Somewhere This funky retro 1950's design features a martini glass and the classic phrase "It's Five O'Clock Somewhere." Makes a great gift for anyone who enjoys an occasional (or frequent) happy hour cocktail. |
Tribal Eagle This cool primitive tribal eagle design, featured on t-shirts, hoodies, and more, makes a great gift for fans of tribal, vintage designs. |
1970's Costa Rica Souvenir Design This cool retro 1970's Costa Rica Souvenir design, featured on awesome gifts including t-shirts, hoodies, stickers and more, makes a great gift for fans of all things vintage. |
Distressed Tribal Peacock This vintage tribal peacock design makes a cool gift for your favorite fan of distressed vintage graphic designs. |
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Da Bomb This cool design is "da bomb," literally. Featured on t-shirts, stickers, hoodies and more, this funny design makes an awesome gift for teens and college students. |
Funky Cartoon Mushroom This cool cartoon 'shroom design, featured on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and more, makes a great gift for your favorite hippie. |
Vintage Primitive Bird Crest This primitive distressed bird crest graphic design makes a great gift for anyone who loves vintage t-shirts, sweatshirts, and more! |
Sad Blue Flower Cartoon This cute sad blue flower cartoon makes a great gift for kids, young and old. Available on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, stickers, and more. |
Black and Red Graphic Skull This cool graphic red and black skull design makes a great gift for your favorite goth, emo kid, punk, rocker, or metal head. Gifts including t-shirts, mugs, stickers and more! |
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Zombie Repellant Rifle This zombie repellant design, featuring a rifle, is available on a variety of great gifts, including t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! Great gift for your favorite zombie lover! |
Distressed Tribal Bird Graphic This cool brown and yellow distressed tribal bird design, available on t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more, makes a great, unique gift! |
Black and White Goth Skull This cool black and white goth skull silhouette design, featured on t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and more, makes a great gift for metal heads, goths, and anyone who appreciates skull art ;) |
Be Careful Who You Hate Be Careful Who You Hate, It Might Just Be Someone You Love. This design, featured on t-shirts, sweatshirts, stickers and more, is a poignant message of tolerance and equality. |
Vintage Smiling Cartoon Rainbow This cute vintage smiling rainbow design featured on t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, mugs, and more, makes great gifts for kids of every age! |
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Don't Be a Sheep Just say no to conformity! This cool sheep design featured on t-shirts, sweatshirts and other great items with the message "Don't Be A Sheep" makes a perfect gift for your favorite unique, one-of-a-ki |
Hate is Not a Family Value Don't let the right wing fool you. Hate is NOT a family value. Perfect gifts including t-shirts, mugs, hoodies, and more for your favorite GLBT person or supporter, or anyone who believes in equality. |
Destroyed Distressed Superstar This super-faded vintage "superstar" rainbow design is sure to please fans of vintage retro wear. Great gifts including t-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, and more! |
Java Joe Coffee Cartoon Need that cup of java, coffee, mocha, cappuccino, or joe to get going in the morning? Then you'll love these great t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs and more featuring this cute coffee cup "Joe" design. |
Distressed Vintage Later Gator This cool vintage distressed cartoon "Lator Gator" design features a faded out alligator cartoon. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies and more make great gifts for fans of retro wear. |
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Love is a Mix Tape If you remember the 1980's, you remember that Love is a Mix Tape. Great gifts including t-shirts, sweatshirts, stickers, hoodies and more for your favorite 80's baby. |
Mommy's Little Blue Monster This adorable "Mommy's Little Monster" design features a cute blue monster. T-shirts, onesies, sweatshirts, and bibs featuring this cartoon design make great gifts for your favorite baby or toddler. |
Mommy's Little Pink Monster This cute "Mommy's Little Monster" design features an adorable pink monster. T-shirts, bibs, onesies and more make great gifts for your favorite infant or toddler. |
Rabble Rabble Rabble Everyone's favorite Colorado citizens voice their dissatisfaction, saying "Rabble, Rabble, Rabble." Now you can voice your dissatisfaction too with these great t-shirts, hoodies, sweatshirts, and more |
Over the Cuckoo's Nest Feeling a little crazy? Let everyone know that you're "over the cuckoo's nest" with these great gift items including t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, and more! |
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QTPi This cute design, "Q T Pi" makes a perfect gift for your favorite math cutie. T-shirts, sweatshirts, hoodies, mugs, stickers and more featuring this funny design. Pink, Black or White. |
There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 Techies, geeks and nerds will love this clever design! 127.0.0.1 is an IP address reserved by a host computer, meaning "home." Translates from computer language to "There's No Place Like Home." |
Ipse Dixit This humorous legal design featuring the Latin phrase "Ipse Dixit" basically means "Because I Say So." Law students and lawyers will get a kick out of this funny saying. Gifts including t-shirts, mugs |
Black and Pink That's Hot! This black and pink design, featuring the saying, "That's Hot," made famous by a certain pampered celebrity princess, is the perfect way to express your interest and/or disinterest in something. Great |
I'm Kind of a Big Deal Show your saucy side! This cute design lets everyone know (if they didn't already) that you're a big deal. Available in yellow, red, blue, pink and black on a variety of gift items including t-shirts, |
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I'm SO Blogging This Calling all Bloggers! This funny design proclaims "I'm SO Blogging This." As a blogger, I know everyday events inspire my blog posts. Let everyone know that EVERYTHING is blog fodder ;) |
Retro That's How I Roll Tractor This funny design features a tractor and "That's How I Roll," in 1970's retro print. Available in red, brown or green. Your favorite fan of all things retro will appreciate a great gift like a t-shirt |
Super Distressed Rockstar This super-distressed vintage rockstar design comes in red, blue or pink! Great gifts including t-shirts, sweatshirts, stickers, and more, for your favorite rocker, punk, or metal head! |
Retro That's How I Roll Bike Do you roll by bicycle? Then this cool distressed red and yellow design featuring a bike and the words "That's How I Roll," is for you! Great gifts including t-shirts, sweatshirts, buttons and more fo |
Retro Peachy Keen This cute design features a vintage distressed picture of a peach with the saying "peachy keen." Makes a great gift for teens, young women, and anyone who appreciates vintage distressed designs. |
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Vintage Death Tarot Card This vintage "Death" Tarot card design features a skeleton as a grim reaper. Great gift for your favorite occultist, goth, or metal head. Makes a great design for Halloween! |
Vintage Devil Tarot Card This unique black and white design, featuring a vintage "Devil" Tarot card, is sure to please fans of the occult. Also makes a great gift for metal heads and goths! |
Vintage Justice Tarot Card This unique black and white design features a vintage "Justice" tarot card. Makes a wonderful gift for anyone who appreciates vintage occult designs, or your favorite lawyer or law student! |
Vintage Superfly Brown Butterfly This cool design featuring a vintage brown butterfly photo and the word "Superfly," is sure to please your favorite hipster or fan of retro designs. |
Vintage Distressed Cartoon Kitty This cute orange cartoon kitty design looks like its been through the wash a few hundred times over the last few decades. Sure to please anyone who likes vintage, retro, and distressed designs. |
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Retro Old School Arcade This cool black and white design features an arcade game with the words 'old school.' Brings back memories of Pac Man, Frogger, and Donkey Kong. Makes a great gift for 80's babies or anyone who rememb |
Distressed Vintage Stud Muffin This funny distressed vintage design features a picture of a muffin and the words "stud muffin." Makes a great gift for your favorite "stud muffin," young or old. |
Zombie Killer Splatters This bloody design features the word "Zombie Killer" in bloody, drippy font. Makes a great gift for zombie fans, horror movie lovers, and anyone who appreciates a good old B movie. Available in red or |
Red and Black Graphic Skull This red and black graphic skull and wings design is sure to please any rocker, metal-head, emo kid, punk, or anyone who simply appreciates a bad-ass skull and crossbones design. |
Vintage Distressed Superfly Butterfly This tongue-in-cheek vintage distressed butterfly design features the words "superfly." Sure to please anyone who loves distressed designs and humor. |
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Retro 80's Save Ferris If you grew up in the 80's, you cheered for Ferris Bueller on his day off. Spark fond memories of this classic movie and the classic saying "Save Ferris" with this retro 1980's purple "Save Ferris" de |
Smut Kings Red Logo Rockabillies, rockstars, and fans of the 1950's will appreciate this retro burgundy Fifties Smut Kings logo. |
Retro Rockstar This cool retro vintage star design features the word "Rockstar." Makes a great gift for your favorite rocker, punk, emo kid, or anyone who wants to be a rockstar. Available in blue, red, and pink. |
We Ride, We Ride...Bikes This cool tongue in cheek distressed vintage design features the words "We Ride, We Ride," lyrics from a popular rap song, and an image of a bicycle. Let everyone know that you RIDE...a bike. |
Old School Cassette This cool retro design features a stylized cassette tape with the words "old school." True love is a mix tape! Available in red, blue, black, or white. |
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Make Yourself Useful Just for the kiddies...Make Yourself Useful and Wipe My Butt. Makes a great t-shirt for your favorite precocious toddler or baby. |
Zombie Hunter Splatters Who doesn't like a good old-fashioned zombie hunt? Anyone into zombie flicks, B-movies, and horror movies will appreciate this "Zombie Hunter" design. Available in black or red. |
Vintage Distressed Stay Gold This cool orange vintage distressed design featuring a stylized sunset and the words "Stay Gold" brings back fond memories of the 1980's and reading the book, The Outsiders. Stay Gold, Ponyboy, Stay G |
Make Like a Banana and Split This goofy retro design features a cartoon banana and the saying "Make like a banana and split." Makes a great unique gift for anyone with a sense of humor! |
Pixel Pusher Do you push pixels for fun or profit? Great design for computer programmers, graphic designers, and anyone who enjoys creating computer generated art and illustration. |
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Smut Kings Vintage Logo This cool 1950's "Smut Kings" vintage logo makes the perfect gift for your favorite fan of rockabilly. Comes on a variety of gifts including t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, and more! |
Word. "Word." As in "that's the truth," "you got it," and "right on." This simple text design is sure to please anyone wanting to make a bold statement. Also makes a great gift for writers, poets, and autho |
Distressed Groovy This retro 1960's "Groovy" design is distressed and looks like a favorite old iron-on design. Sure to please your favorite hippie. |
Cartoon Skull & Crossbones This cartoon skull and crossbones design is sure to please your favorite punk rocker. Comes in red, black, and white. |
Vintage Astrology Map This cool vintage design features a reproduction of a very old astrological map. Sure to please anyone who enjoys astrology, or anyone who appreciates vintage art. |
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Vintage Just Peachy This cute ultra-distressed retro image of a peach with the words "just peachy" looks great on t-shirts! Reminds me of old school 1980's iron-on designs. |
You Smelt It, You Dealt It What's that I smell? This simple text design proclaims the inalienable truth: You smelt it, you dealt it. Makes a great gift for anyone who enjoys a little crude humor. |
That's How I Roll Horse Funny take on the saying "That's How I Roll" featuring a vintage drawing of a horse. This retro design makes a great gift for fans of vintage wear! |
Well Orange You Special This cute funny design features a faded out orange cartoon with the words "Well, orange you special." This slightly sarcastic, clever design is sure to get attention! |
Vintage Occult Goat This badass vintage occult pentagram five-horned goat design is sure to please your favorite metal head. |
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Vintage Oink Piggy This cool retro distressed vintage design of a cartoon pig with the words "oink, oink" is reminiscent of an old worn-out iron-on on a favorite old t-shirt. |
What the Deuce? What the heck, what the hell, wtf? What the deuce? This funny design is sure to please your favorite smart-ass. |
Cowgirl This cute retro Cowgirl design makes a great gift for your favorite cowgirl or cowgirl wannabe. Available in red, blue, black, or white. |
Cowboy Old School retro Cowboy design makes a great gift for your favorite cowboy or cowboy wannabe. Available in red, blue, black, and white. |
Vintage Something's Fishy This cool faded retro vintage fish graphic with the words "something's fishy" looks like a 1980's iron-on transfer. Sure to please the discerning vintage t-shirt lover in your life. |
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Berry Special Raspberries Photo of some juicy red raspberries with the words "Berry Special." Makes a great gift for that "berry special" person in your life. |
(Just Kidding) Just Kidding! Now you can insult and offend anyone you please! Just wear this t-shirt to let everyone know that you're (just kidding). |