Custom, Vintage, alternative t-shirts

Retox Tees

»	LoveBurger
»	Mr. Yuck!
»	Barry's Legacy
»	Baby Fresh
»	Florida - America's Wang
»	Foosball
»	Public Service Announcement
»	Cool it down...you've got to slow it down
»	Retox Logo Gear
»	ASSMAN
»	Jesus Shaves
»	ZABKA!
»	Joseph "Blue" Pulaski
»	Monkeys are funny!
»	Stupid Worthless
»	You're #1? You ain't bad.....you ain't nuthin'!!!
»	Sure Thing
»	Cockblocker - You know the one...
»	Trendster
»	No Phat Chicks
»	You naughty little kitty!
»	No Whammies. Big Money!
»	The Nice Price
»	That Guy
»	Stggerin' Drunk
»	Car Full of Dudes
»	Speedster


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Retox Tees! Selling custom t-shirt designs, not for the faint of heart or the humor-challenged.

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LoveBurger
Did anyone order a Loveburger?
Well Done?

Mr. Yuck!
Remember me kids?

Barry's Legacy
...the Babe did it on Hog Dogs and Beer!

Baby Fresh
Keep your babies fresh as the day they were born!

Florida - America's Wang
Whenever the nation gets
in to a big prick-waving
contest, Florida is there
to answer the bell.....

Foosball
Billiards is for pussies!

Public Service Announcement
Come see what all the
fucking hype is about!

Cool it down...you've got to slow it down
...watch out....you're gonna lose control!

Retox Logo Gear
The message is simple.
No Beer Left Behind!
Period.

ASSMAN
It was a one-in-a-million shot doc. A one-in-a-million shot!

Jesus Shaves
The Lord's Razor
shaves as close as a blade,
or your money back.

ZABKA!
Need we say more?

Joseph "Blue" Pulaski
"Blue You're My Boy!"

Monkeys are funny!

Stupid Worthless
What about you?
Fuck you.
No, what about you?
Fuck you!
NO WHAT ABOUT YOU?
FUCK YOU!

You're #1? You ain't bad.....you ain't nuthin'!!!
Just in case there's
any doubt....you gotta
let em' know!

Sure Thing
It pays to advertise!

Cockblocker - You know the one...
Nemisis of the wingman!

Trendster
I'm really big on the internet!

No Phat Chicks
if trucker hats and
thick souled shoes make
you uncomfortable...
we can help!

You naughty little kitty!
being bad....feels pretty good.

No Whammies. Big Money!
Big money. Big money. No Whammies!

The Nice Price
Smooth sounds that won't wrinkle your wallet.

That Guy
You know the one....

Stggerin' Drunk
See the drunk.
Be the drunk.

Car Full of Dudes
They're back, those
crazy characters from
the number one
hit television series.
They're Car Full of Dudes!

Speedster
Rascals are for pussies!

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