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What's Your Title? from 'dane' to 'in need of professional help', these mugs have you covered	Drama Zone faire = theatre = drama	The Grail? Finally a suitable vessel for your favorite beverage!
Bladed Babe who wants diamonds when you can play with sharp pointy things?	Lowering the Score how impure are you?	Regimental Q: How many birds can you fit under a Scotsman's kilt?
Steel & Fire which is stronger? scale or steel?	Food Groups whatd'ya mean they "don't count"?	Wench ...and proud of it!
Overrated Items seriously overrated	Log Chuckin' now where did I put that telephone pole, again?	I'd Rather Be anywhere but here...
The Viking confusion at its best	BFA: Baby's Faire Attitude they're really just short rennies aren't they?	Bloomin' Stuff the shirt says it all
Boarding Pass avast and yo ho, me boys - there's pirate booty to be had here	Savoir Faire For those who really need a clue...	Hard Knight Condoms steel plated for your protection!
Castle Life a man's castle truly is his home	Surely You Jest! no, I don't joust... and don't call me Shirley!	Scotland the Brave ...where the men wear skirts and the sheep are scared...
Dragon Logo the original design	Garbaholics Anonymous The Royal Order of the Stitch Witch	Blessed Union of Renaissance Pub Slugs "We came. We Saw. We drank the pub dry!"
Barflies Anonymous of Renaissance Fairegoers don't look now, but your fly is down.	Worth Fighting For for the hardcore java junkies (like me)	Dragon's Hoard the 'Odds and Ends' department of my store...
Disposable Rights	The Madness of King George is it 2008 yet?	The Anti-Sheeple Commission dare to be different