Welcome to the Renegade Geek Cyber Emporium. We offer good looking grumpy gifts, sure to take care of your toughest holiday needs. These shabby-chic designs were inspired by vintage and Victorian illustrations, but they have their own modern edge. Check out our many unique gift choices, especially our best-selling grumpy Santa.

Want to learn more about our great designs? Check out the Renegade Geek Gifts Blog!

Special Note: You'll see many stores that just slap one stock image on everything. Not here. Each image is properly sized to ensure the best quality for your final product!

We encourage you to make the holiday a bit more green. Select the chlorine and acid free matte paper consisting of 30% post consumer waste and 50% total recycled fiber for your cards!

Kiss my holly jolly ass! Our top-selling design! Say it loud, say it proud. "Kiss my holly, jolly ass."	All I want... Skip the new socks, Mom. I want cash for Christmas.	Enough Carols! One more Christmas carol and I'm losing my mind.
Peeping Santa "I always feel like somebody's watching me..."	Fruitcake haters Is there anything more dreaded than fruitcake at Christmastime?	Creepy Santa Some vintage artwork is just a little creepy.
Loud toys Friends don't give friend's kids loud toys.	Spend the least Feeling cheap? Is the card the gift? Or are you re-gifting? We got the goods for you.	Crappy gift You can't always get what you want. Sometimes you get crap.