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Welcome to RejectedRealitees!

Whether you're shopping for geeks, pet lovers, horror fans, or just someone with a unique sense of humor, we've got the gifts you're looking for. With nearly a hundred designs on a variety of items, you're sure to find something for everyone on your shopping list.

New at RejectedRealitees: Writer's Tees!

Writer's Miranda: Give everyone fair warning that anything they say or do around you just might end up in your next story.

Serial Comma Believer: Show your support for the serial comma!

Motivational Typewriter: We don't know what writer left these words of wisdom on this old typewriter, but they're sure to silence your internal editor!

First Drafts: It's easy to let your internal editor stall your writing. But just remember - first drafts don't have to be perfect. They just have to be written.

Even If: A bit more blunt than the First Drafts design, but we find it works great to shut up our internal editors!

Rewrites: First draft not so great? Or even the second? That's okay. That's why they made rewrites.

Word Nerd: Do you love words? So do we! That's why we proudly declare ourselves Word Nerds!

 

Fan Favorites

Check out some of our best-selling items, like:

  • Top Ten Reasons: When we tried to think of the top ten reasons to have your pet spayed or neutered, we couldn't think of anything better than this. It's important, folks, so whether or not you buy a shirt to help spread the word, make sure you have it done for your pets -- and all the homeless ones out there. Our Littering Fine tee is a cute, fun way to let folks know how important it is, too.
  • Old Mythos Ale: One of the first images that our resident artist Andi Newton created, and still one of our favorites. Remember, destroy lesser creatures responsibly! And be sure to check out the rest of the items in our Mythos section. Cthulhu would approve!
  • I Don't Do Windows: Done at the request of a hard-core Linux user, this design works just as well for Mac fans. Of course, if you're on the other side of the OS debate, our Hacked Mac Bad ROI design might be just what you're looking for!
  • Wedding Nametags: A fun and easy way to outfit friends and family for your wedding reheasal, bridal shower, or bachelor party. And our Hello! I'm the Ring Bearer tee is sure to get a grin from Lord of the Rings fans, too! Available in black, red, and blue.

Writers

Writers
Whether you're a writer or just have one in your life, our Writer's section has the perfect gifts to inspire -- or just brag!

Geek Wear

Geek Wear
You're a computer geek, and you know it, so flaunt it with Rejected Reality T-shirts, mousepads, and more!

Pet Lovers

Pet Lovers
Whether dogs, cats, or something else, pets are part of our families. Show how much you love animals -- and a little truth about living with them -- with T-shirts, mousepads, and more!

Cthulhu's Notebook

Cthulhu's Notebook
H. P. Lovecraft's mythos pervades modern horror fiction. We tried to capture the eeriness of the genre with our mythos items -- and, on occasion, inject just a touch humor.

Weddings

Weddings
Weddings can be both wonderful and stressful. As the big day approaches lessen the tension and give everyone a chuckle with items from our wedding shop.

Salmagundi

Salmagundi
What is salmagundi? It's a hodge podge, a grab bag, an odd mix of whatever. And at Rejected Reality, it's unique, thought provoking, or just plain funny!

Celtic Knotwork

Celtic Knotwork
With complex, interweaving strands and fanciful creatures, Celtic knotwork is a unique and beautiful art that immediately evokes images of Ireland and Scotland.

Seasons

Seasons
Designs to reflect all the seasons of the year.

Rejected Reality

Rejected Reality
Reality is what we make it -- so start rejecting reality and creating the life you want with Rejected Reality gear.


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