Welcome!
Thank you for visiting my Cafepress powered store. Take off your shoes and look around. Take off your shirt and browse the merchandise. Take off your pants and ... Just get naked and buy something - that's our motto. You'll find lots of black shirts with odd sayings, punchlines of bad jokes and strange Latin phrases on them. Have fun and tell your friends. - Regis Jack

Completely Naked I know I am, but are you?	If Caesar Were Alive... If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.	Don't Pee A wise man does not urinate against the wind!
...I Want to Go Home I came, I saw, I want to go home.	Vivindo la vida de pollo loco Yes, it does say what you think it says!	Happiness Is Overrated True words of wisdom.
Lesbian Trapped In A Man's Body I'm one, how about you?	The Regisjack.com Logo It's sleek, user friendly, and more aerodynamic then our previous logo!	Rectum? Damn Near Killed Him! This punchline is even funnier without the joke.
Obscene Clone Fall This punchline is funny every time I hear it.	Fragile Mystic This joke for this punchline is a bit painful!	Does This Taste Funny To You? There are so many jokes that can go with this.
Frayed Knot Another bad punchline to a bad joke.	Because Seven Ate Nine The punchline of a childhood joke.	Small Medium This is not completely politically correct.
You're Two Tents! I heard the joke for this punchline so long ago, and it still gets me.	The Regis Jack Experience Official shirts for our podcast!	The Seven Deadly Sins The 7 sins AND their Demon Names? Where else can you find this?
My State Of Mind Show people how you really feel!	Anti-Valentines Day Checklist Hate Valentine's Day? Wish you were dead instead?	U Got Religion? Serious or Funny - you decide.
Pieces Of Jack Artwork This area contains personal images of Regis Jack, which have been altered by him for enhanced presentation.