WELCOME to the Official Home of RECONQUISTADOR® And ALIENCHOLO® gear. If you are a Minute"man," a Dobbsian or a Buchananite, I begin with WARNING: These designs may confuse and scare you! Remain calm, remove your credit card and order multiple items in order to better examine them for smuggling pockets or subversive fibers.

All others will understand immediately that this site is a parody of the right wing panic based on an imagined plan being hatched by Mexican Americans or Mexicans to take back the southwest USA as well as an exclamation of ethnic pride and refusal to be shamed on the part of un xicano.

BIENVENIDOS a la casa oficial de RECONQUISTADOR® y ALIENCHOLO® Ropa. ¡La tienda regresó!

RECONQUISTADOR is open to all soldados y soldadas de Aztlán, allies, amig@s, comandantes, and guerriller@s; all poch@s, Mexican@s, Latin@s, Xican@s, Chican@s, güeros and güeras alike. Inside, you'll find all the traditional insignia and Official RECONQUISTADOR® and ALIENCHOLO® gear. Use it well!

Nos vemos, amigos and amigas. See you at the blog.

All original art.