With a cool simplicity inspired by Film Noir posters of the 1950s (when Frenchmen were, well, men) the Sarko-Tee is a tribute to France's straight-shooting man of action, President Nicolas Sarkozy. The man they call Sarko took some heat in the press for suggesting he'd use a Krcher (a high-powered street-cleaning hose) to clear the banlieues of their criminal elements, but we admire his frankness. Whether you're for or against him, you'll look hotter than a blazing Citroen in one of these items.