<b>Empty Double Wide</b>

Empty Double Wide
Trailer park trash redneck shirts and gifts

<b>Funny Christmas Gifts</b>

Funny Christmas Gifts
Funny Adult Christmas Shirts and Gifts

<b>AX Me about Ebonics</b>

AX Me about Ebonics
Ebonics Shirts and Gifts

<b>Dyslexics Unite</b>

Dyslexics Unite
Dyslexia adult gifts

<b>I See Dumb People Shirts</b>

I See Dumb People Shirts
Let dumb people know you can see them.

<b>Jesus is Coming Swag</b>

Jesus is Coming Swag
Jesus is coming everyone look busy Christian wear.

<b>Constipated People Crap</b>

Constipated People Crap
Constipated people don’t give a crap.

<b>Gun Carrying Postal Workers</b>

Gun Carrying Postal Workers
Guns don’t kill people postal workers do.

<b>Ducks in a Row Tees</b>

Ducks in a Row Tees
Get you ducks in a row with this killer shirt.

<b>Lord Save Me</b>

Lord Save Me
Lord save me from your followers.

<b>Microwaving Cats</b>

Microwaving Cats
Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit.

<b>Laugh and Pee</b>

Laugh and Pee
Sometimes I pee when I laugh.

<b>MySpace Profile Shirts</b>

MySpace Profile Shirts
You looked better on MySpace.

<b>Iraq War Sucks</b>

Iraq War Sucks
Iraq sucks. Plain and simple.

<b>Wi-Fi Zone Gifts</b>

Wi-Fi Zone Gifts
Be a tech geek and show your Wi-Fi.

<b>Meet My Mother</b>

Meet My Mother
If you think I’m a bitch you should meet my mother.

<b>My Parents Said . . .</b>

My Parents Said . . .
I could become anything I want. So I became an asshole.

<b>Sexist Broads Shirts</b>

Sexist Broads Shirts
Don’t be sexist. Broads hate that.

<b>Reality Gifts</b>

Reality Gifts
Reality. No matter how good she looks right now…

<b>Trailer Trash</b>

Trailer Trash
Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.

<b>Trailer Trash II</b>

Trailer Trash II
Mess with me and you mess with the whole trailer park.

<b>Getting Married His Gifts</b>

Getting Married His Gifts
Getting married was his idea!

<b>Getting Married her Gifts</b>

Getting Married her Gifts
Getting married was her idea!

<b>You Still Talking</b>

You Still Talking
Despite the look on my face. You are still talking?

<b>Confused Shirts</b>

Confused Shirts
I’m confused. No wait… Maybe I’m not.

<b>Let Me Drop Everything</b>

Let Me Drop Everything
Let me drop everything and work on your &$^# problem.

<b>Let Me Drop Everything II</b>

Let Me Drop Everything II
Let me drop everything and work on your problem.

<b>Life is not Permanent Apparel</b>

Life is not Permanent Apparel
Don’t take life too seriously. It isn’t permanent.

<b>Your Point of View</b>

Your Point of View
I am trying to see things from your point of view…

<b>Stop Talking</b>

Stop Talking
Despite the look in my face you are still talking.

Save Toilet Paper

Save Toilet Paper
Save Toilet Paper. Use The Dryer.

Spank Bank

Spank Bank
You are my spank bank. Not my junk trunk.

Unethical Mondays

Unethical Mondays
I hate Mondays.

Life Is Like a Bra

Life Is Like a Bra
Life is like a good bra. Hard to find …

Gas Price Gifts

Gas Price Gifts
Assume the position.

<b>Host Monkey Wanted</b>

Host Monkey Wanted
Subject has a warrant in the State of California If found contact …

Multi Talented Swag

Multi Talented Swag
I am multi-talented. I can talk and piss you off at the same time.

No Farts In

No Farts In
Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine . . .

Real Peons

Real Peons
The professional people. The peons.

<b>Your Daughters Face</b>

Your Daughters Face
Thousands of my potential children . . .

<b>Gene Pool Shirts</b>

Gene Pool Shirts
Stay Out Of My Gene Pool. Don’t ruin the water.

<b>MMA Gifts</b>

MMA Gifts
Mixed Martial Arts Shirts.

Jesus Was Wrong

Jesus Was Wrong
If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.

Jesus Was Wrong II

Jesus Was Wrong II
If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.

Jesus is a Black Woman

Jesus is a Black Woman
If you think Jesus is a black woman you may be onto something.

Woman MSDS Gifts

Woman MSDS Gifts
Woman Hazardous Shirts and Gifts.

God Says Vomit

God Says Vomit
God says in the apocalypse, because you are lukewarm . . .


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