The "How To Write Screenplays. Badly" Gift Shop

Welcome. Sit down. You've wandered into the official Rapebear gift shop, home to sweatshop merchandise for the nascent internet phenomenon that is Rapebear. Born in a laboratory! Raised in pain! Yeah, that's the guy. Anyway, if you know what it's about, good for you. If you don't, calm down - he's not real and we in no way condone the raping of school transport by mutant wildlife.