Are you bitter?

Have you ever dealt with someone who was clearly incompetent? Who simply did not respect the principle of logic? Who was clearly out of his or her league, but either didn't care or, worse, didn't know?

Let's face it--I'm a bitter, bitter man. Years of dealing with incompetent people and institutional bureaucracy have driven me to the brink of anger, desperation, and plain old bitterness.

In the spirit of giving, I've created these shirts to share my bitterness with you.

Also check out my Things I Hate Blog (updated frequently).

I Win!

I Win!
An easy way to placate dumb people who are also very competitive.

I Hate Investment Banking

You have died of dysentery

You have died of dysentery
Remember the glorious days of playing Oregon Trail in the computer lab? Of fording the rivers, shooting the buffalo, and finding supplies?

Well, life wasn't really that good. Here's what happened t

Think really hard about what you just said

Think really hard about what you just said
Sometimes, as I'm talking to someone, the stupidity of what I have just heard stuns me. Usually I want to raise my fist and shake mightily, but other times...

Voting is cool, I guess

Voting is cool, I guess
A sanguine commentary on our country's election process.


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