The Raftman Store

Front Cover

Back Cover

Spine

Synopsis

I'm not out of my head, these words are. They are not opinions. These are accurate reflections of the way things really are, as I see them, so you know they are solid facts. I hope you can see the difference. Thus far, everyone else has been lying to you and you have finally reached the truth. perhaps the previous statements were true, perhaps half-true. Perhaps they are a combination of reality and complete delusion, but one thing is for sure; they are part of this book. If you can read, this book might make you smarter, if not, you can at least look at the pictures or smell the paper while it still has that new book smell... What does the title mean? Glad you asked, I don't know. I think it could mean the author sympathizes and tries to tickle you while griping about everything in a ream of paper... it might mean that, but could mean much more. I'm just second-guessing here.