The Quote Weasel : For the Latin Lover

Latin is the perfect way to impress others with your intelligence! Find the saying that's right for you.

APUDNE TE VEL ME? Your place or mine?	ASCENDO TUUM Up yours.	CANIS MEUS ID COMEDIT My dog ate it.
CARPE CEREVISI Seize the beer.	CAVE CANEM Beware of the dog.	COGITO ERGO DOLEO I think therefore I'm depressed.
COGITO SUMERE POTUM ALTERUM I think I'll have another drink.	COITO ERGO SUM I have sex therefore I am.	CUR ETIAM HIC ES? Why are you still here?
CUR TU ME VEXAS? Why do you annoy me?	DENUONE LATINE LOQUEBAR? Was I speaking Latin again?	DO UT DES I give so that you give back.
DUCO ERGO SUM I calculate therefore I am.	ERGO BIBAMUS Therefore let us drink.	EST DEUS IN NOBIS There is a god inside us.
FABRICATI DEUM Make my day.	FAC UT VIVAS Get a life.	FACILE PRINCEPS Acknowledged leader.
FELES MALA! Bad kitty!	HABITUS BONA DEUM Have a nice day.	ILLIUD LATINE DICI NON POTEST You can't say that in Latin.
IN VINO VERITAS In wine is truth.	INCOGNITO Incognito	NE HUMANAS CREDE Trust nobody.
NEMO SALTAT SOBRIUS No man dances sober.	NEUTIQUAM ERRO I am not lost.	NOLI ME TANGERE! Don't touch me!
NON EST MEA CULPA It wasn't my fault.	NON SERVIAM I will not serve.	NUNC EST BIBENDUM Now we must drink.
OBESA CANTAVIT The fat lady has sung.	ORBES VOLANTES EXSTARE Flying saucers are real.	PARTICEPS CRIMINUS Partner in crime.
PREHENDE UXOREM MEAM, SIS! Take my wife, please!	PRIMUS INTER PARES First among equals.	PROPINO FIBI SALUTEM! Cheers!
RAPTUS REGALITER Royally screwed.	SCIO ME NIHIL SCIRE I know that I know nothing.	SEMPER PARATUS Always prepared.
SI HOC NON LEGERE POTES TU ASINUS ES If you can't read this you're an ass.	SOLA LINGUA BONA EST LINGUA MORTUA The only good language is a dead language.	SONA SI LATINE LOQUERIS Honk if you speak Latin.
STERCUS ACCIDIT Shit happens.	STULTUS EST SECUT STULTUS FACIT Stupid is as stupid does.	SUM, ERGO EDO I am, therefore I eat.
TU STUPIDUS ES You are dumb.	TUA TOGA SUSPINA EST Your toga is backwards.	TUM PODEM EXTULIT HORRIDULUM You are talking shit.
URBANUS ET INSTRUCTUS A gentleman and a scholar.	VESCERE BRACIS MEIS Eat my shorts.	VINUM ET MUSICA LAETIFICANT COR Wine and music gladden the heart.
VIRI SUNT VIRI Men are slime.	VISNE SALTERE? Do you want to dance?	VITA CONTIN GIT VIVE COM EO Life happens. Live with it.