Queen Vintage: Funny vintage, retro T shirts : T Shirts & gifts for him

We did say only a guy could love these tee shirts, right?

Bearded Clam I'll have the bearded clam, please. Great adult humor for bearded clam lovers.	Internet Porn God wants us to be happy, otherwise He would never have invented Internet Porn. It's a funny, rude, crude, adult humor design for a porn fanatic.
Morning Wood You're a counselor at Camp Morning Wood summer camp. Funny attitude t shirt.	Screw Me Screw me if I'm wrong, but haven't we met somewhere before?
Let's Play Carpenter Let's play carpenter. I'll get hammered, then I'll nail you. Funny attitude t shirt. (We DID say that this was the section that only a guy could love, right?)	Define girlfriend Funny t shirt with lots of attitude. Define girlfriend, please. What exactly do you mean?
Cavegirl If you're so easy a cavegirl can do you, this is the funny t shirt for you. If you'll notice, the cavegirl has huge boobs, and you have a beverage in your hand. Just like the other design, only on a	Cavegirl If you're so easy a cavegirl can do you, this is the funny t shirt for you. If you'll notice, the cavegirl has awfully big boobs, and you have a beverage in your hand. Nuff said? This section has b
Funny Police Funny vintage graphic of a police car, with the words The police never think it's as funny as you do. And they don't, either. Great funny t shirt for guys.	Man/Horse This funny vintage t shirt will raise an eyebrow or two. Is it true? Is it offensive, or is it just a silly joke? Someone will want to find out, which is a good reason for buying this tee shirt. W