Brawndo Electrolytes are good...but not for plants. Brawndo, the Thirst Mutilator. Water is just that stuff from the toilet. |
Fruity Oaty Bars Fruity Oaty Bars, they will blow your mind, eat them all the time! Great design for fans of the tv show. |
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Cheesy Poofs Do you sit around eating cheesy poofs all day long? Cartman would approve. Great design for fans of the tv show. Cheesy goodness since 1997. |
Slurm Slurm. It's highly addictive. As an advertising catchphrase, that one leaves a little to be desired, but it sure did make a funny television show. Great for futurama fans. |
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Mr Sparkle Mr. Sparkle. I'm disrespectful to dirt. Can you see I'm serious? It's a great design based on a tv show. Perfect for Simpson's fans. |
Joker You're a joker. It doesn't matter what kind. Practical joker, fans of 70's music ... it makes a great gift for fans of all kinds. |
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Space Cowboy Some call me the space cowboy ... I don't think this is quite what Steve Miller had in mind, but it's a funny design of an alien in a cowboy hat. |
Gangster of Love You're the gangster of love, and you've got two crossed pistols and a black rose to prove it. Funny design for 70's or 80's fans, or those who are gangsta. |
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Midnight Toker You're a midnight toke, and if it was supposed to be a secret, that's blown now. Great graphic of a crescent moon blowing out smoke. Members of the 420 fan club and Steve Miller will love this design. |
Bluth Company The Bluth company. High cost, low quality housing. It's a funny design inspired by one of my favorite tv shows. |
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Superhero Lightning Bolt You're a superhero, and everybody knows it, because you've got this great lightning bolt across your chest. Great design for comic book fans. |
Callahan Auto Parts Callahan Auto Parts of Sandusky, Ohio. Ever heard of Tommy Boy? It's his father's company. Funny movie, funny design. |
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Goonies I'm a goonie, says this funny movie quote. It's got the skull of One Eyed Willie dotting the eye, and it's a great design for the movie fan. The Goonies. How much fun was that? |
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Rock the Casbah Cool funky vintage t shirt, Rock the Casbah. Rock the Casbah was sung by the Clash in the 80's,and it is a great song. Who hasn't sung along to these lyrics? My personal favorite of all the t shirts |
Love Shack Headin' down the highway, to the love shack, the love shack baby . . . This funny vintage t shirt contains a sign that reads 15 miles to the love shack, baby. 80's lovers, B 52 fans, this is the t sh |
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867-5309 Jenny This vintage t shirt gets inspiration from the Tommy Tutone hit from 1982, 867-5309(Jenny). Anybody who was in the 80s knows the song, and the Goo Goo Dolls have been known to play it in concert. |
Abe Frohman, Sausage King This funny vintage t shirt is inspired by a movie. We all remember Abe Frohman, sausage king and the restaurant, don't we? If you were alive in he 80's, you do. Funny movie. Funny t shirt. |
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24 You don't know Jack T shirt from the television show 24. You don't know Jack, or at least not Jack Bauer. Great television t shirt. |
Airplane There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of the flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? It's a great funny quote from the movie. |
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Two Dollars I want my two dollars! It's a great movie quote from Better Off Dead, and it's perfect for 80's movie fans. |
Turntable It's a turntable. We used to play vinyl records on it. If you know what it is, you're old enough to be nostalgic about it. Available in white-on-black, and black-on-white. |
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Vinyl forever It says vinyl forever, and it has a picture of a vinyl record. Great for eighties lovers, or those who collect. Very vintage and retro. |
Whip this out Excuse me while I whip this out. Fans of Mel Brooks and Blazing Saddles will certainly appreciate this. Funny, rude, crude, and totally offensive. And did I say funny? |
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All jacked up on Mountain Dew I'm all jacked up on Mountain Dew. Ricky Bobby said it, so it's funny. Great for movie fans. |
Planet of the Apes Cool t shirt for the cult movie fan. It's from Planet of the Apes (like you didn't already know that). Great t shirt for the movie fan or for somebody who just likes the weird quote. |
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Gives great helmet I bet she gives great helmet. It's a funny movie quote from Spaceballs. Great eighties parody movie, and this is a great design for the movie fan. |
No crying in Baseball There's no crying in baseball! It's a great quote from A League of Their Own, and it's perfect for a baseball fan. |
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Schwanzstucker I have an enormous schwanzstucker. I'm very popular. It's a funny offensive design based on Young Frankenstein, one of the funniest movies ever. Great for movie fans. |
Spaceballs Mog I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend! It's a funny quote from Spaceballs, and there's a picture of a Saint Bernard that looks suspiciously human. |
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kobayashi maru It's a real Kobayashi Maru, and any Star Trek fan knows what that means. It's a no-win situation. If you love Spock and Kirk and Star Trek, this is a great design. |
Spiderman 3 Spiderman 3 t shirt with a black widow hanging from a web saying Spidey, love the new outfit. Funny comics t shirt. |
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Gosh! Gosh! this funny t shirt says. I usually have stronger words coming out of my mouth, but hey, it never hurts to tone it down. Vintage style (if you like Napolean Dynamite, you'll like this t shirt). |
Midget at a Urinal Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes. It's a funny crude line from Naked Gun. |
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Blimpin' Blimpin' ain't easy, says this funny t shirt. Well, I guess it's not. Remember the Hindenburg? Funny vintage style t shirt. |
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Workin' in a Coal Mine Working in a coal mine, going down down, working in a coal mine, oops I might slip down. |
Hurt So Good Great funny t shirt. Picture of a whip snaked on the front, with text around it. John Cougar sang it in the eighties. Later he added Mellencamp to his name, then dropped Cougar. Make it hurt so good. |
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Fat Drunk and Stupid Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. It's a funny quote from a great eighties movie, and it's perfect for fans of toga parties. |
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Fast Car You got a fast car. Funny vintage t shirt will make you smile. Great graphics, great 80's spirit. Eighties lovers, this is for you. |
Should I Stay Cool vintage t shirt. Should I stay or should I go now? is the immortal question asked by the Clash in the eighties, and it is re-created now on this t shirt. Distressed letters, great vintage tshirt |
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Safety Dance Funny, funky vintage t shirt. We can dance if we want to. Ever hear of the Safety Dance, or Men Without Hats? If you were alive in the 80s you did. Great vintage t shirt. |
Power Button The glowing, bright green power button stands out, and brings attention to you: you're a geek, a nerd, a gamer, or you just like the design. Great gift for any of the above. |
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Games Games, this vintage or retro style t shirt says. Video games, old school games, head games . . . you pick. Wear the shirt no matter what kind of games you like. |
Bad to the Bone Bad to the bone t shirt, sure to bring back that 80's feeling. George Thorogood and the Delaware Destroyers sang this song in 1982. Funny vintage shirt, great song, great band. |
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Sunglasses at Night Corey Hart sang this in the 80's, and this vintage graphic design is cool to the max. Great retro tee shirt, good for 80's lovers, music lovers, and fans of vintage t shirts alike. |

















































