Queen Vintage: Funny vintage, retro T shirts : Statements

Statements, proclamations and edicts abound on these vintage t shirts. Retro graphic designs from funny to offensive to cute are on these tee shirts. Say it with attitude, say it with humor, say it crudely. Just say it on your t shirt.

Cutest kid ever Barcode Cutest kid ever. Great gift for new baby, or baby shower gift. If you know the most beautiful child in the world, this bar code is perfect for them.	Corporate slave Barcode You're a corporate slave and a disgruntled employee and don't care who knows it. Funny adult humor.
Corporate Whore Barcode You're a corporate whore and proud of your skills. Great gift for company men (or women) who like to laugh at their corporation mentality.	Scan for great content Barcode Scan for great content. Funny weird barcode design makes a great gift.
Code Monkey Barcode You're a code monkey and proud of your skills. Great gift for computer geeks and all the masters of code that you know.	Bitch Barcode You're a bitch and proud, and this funny rude bar code design is for you. Great gift with attitude for the jerk you know.
Bastard Barcode You're rude. You're crude, and you're a bastard, and this funny bar code design is for you. Great gift with attitude for the jerk you know.	Cutest baby ever Barcode Cutest baby ever. Great gift for new baby, or baby shower gift. If you know the most beautiful baby in the world, this bar code is perfect for them.
Buy me stuff Barcode Buy me stuff. Lots of stuff. If you have more than your fair share of stuff, this funny bar code design is for you. Great gift for teenagers.	Money talks Barcode Money talks. If you have more than your fair share of new stuff, this funny bar code design is for you. You're all about the Benjamins. Put your money where your mouth is.
Consumer Barcode Consumer. If you have more than your fair share of new stuff, this funny bar code design is for you.	You can't afford me You can't afford me. Great funny gift for shopaholics, expensive high maintenance women or men, and those who just like funny barcode designs.
Conspicuous consumption Conspicuous Consumption Great funny gift for shopaholics, ultra consumers, and those who just like funny barcode designs.	Off duty Ninja Off duty Ninja. Great gift for ninjas, wannabes, karate experts, martial artists, and ninja lovers.
I kick it with ninjas I kick it with ninjas. Funny colorful drawing of a ninja. Great gift for ninjas, wannabes, karate experts, martial artists, and those who spend a lot of time in the ninja friends.	Kiss the cook Kiss the cook. Great gift for foodies, chefs, and those who spend a lot of time in the kitchen. Bright red lip print.
Be the Poem If you can't be the poet, be a poem. It's a great philosophy, and it's a wonderful gift.	Space Cadet You're a space cadet, and everyone knows it. Might as well admit it. Great funny design with a rocket ship graphic.
Jail Time The U.S. incarcerates more people than any other nation in the world. I in 99. 1.6 million. Do you feel any safer?	One with everything Buddha says make me one with everything. Is that a hamburger or enlightenment? Funny spiritual design that's perfect for Buddhists.
I don't have enough work to do No good ever came from the phrase 'I don't have enough work to do'. Nooo! Don't say it. It's a great work humor design, sure to be a hit with your favorite cubicle prisoner.	Danger Music The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music. Hey, that'd be really handy, wouldn't it? You'd always know, cause you'd have your own little sound track going. Great funny design for mov
Gone Fishing It's a gone fishing sign, and your fishing hat is hanging on the corner. Great for fishermen of all ages, buy this for your favorite angler.	Keeps it real I keeps it real, says this funny vintage, retro design. Fifties lady holds her finger up and keeps it real. Funny design.
Brain function The brain attached to this system is not functioning. Funny computer error parody t shirt, perfect for those days when you just can't think. Great gift for your favorite computer geek.	Cannot find files This computer error message is frustrating when it shows up on your screen, but funny when you wear it on your chest. Great funny t shirt for the geek in your life.
Access Denied Connection could not be established. Access denied. Great t shirt for the gamer or geek in your life. Computer errors don't seem funny unless you're wearing them on a t shirt.	Get my Drink On I need to get my drink on. Anyone who works all week and parties all weekend can deal with this funny t shirt. Great to wear . . . any day of the week. It's a party shirt.
Install more memory Next time, I'm going to have more memory installed. Funny t shirt for the gamer, geek, or memory impaired.	I'm not online I'm not online right now. Has your brain shut down, then? It's a good excuse for not doing anything, anyway. Funny t shirt for geeks and online freaks.
Wanna Be On You Ron Burgundy and Anchorman fans will love this funny t shirt. It's the movie with the most fun quotes, and this is one of the funniest.	Wine today Great gift for the wine lover. Funny t shirt for those who like to wine a little in the evenings.
Slacker You're not pretending to be a slacker, you really are one. It's a funny t shirt, slacker. Wear it with pride.	Time flies Time flies when you're having rum. Ah, ain't it the truth. Funny t shirt. Bright graphics of several drinks along with text.
Stupidity You're pretty stupid, all right. So stupid that this t shirt needs to point it out in more than one way, just in case you're too dumb to get the first insult. funny t shirt.	Kiss Me Vintage style graphics of a huge pile of money, and text that says Kiss me, I'm loaded. It's not exactly subtle, but if it works, who cares. Funny t shirt.
Your opinion sucks Your opinion sucks, and mine is all that matters. Funny attitude t shirt. Tell it like it is. After all, YOUR opinions aren't ridiculous.	Gambling problem It's not a gambling problem. Hey, you can stop the Texas Hold 'Em anytime you want. Funny t shirt shows a straight flush on either side of text. Great for the gambler in your life.
I'm fun Funny t shirt lists your faults, but lets the world know you're a lot of fun despite them all. Who cares if you're a little immature? Fun is more important.	Advice from Attorney Upon the advice of my attorney, my shirt bears no message at this time . . . Funny t shirt, with great attitude. You will laugh, and so will everyone else.
School Sucks School prepares you for the real world . . . which also sucks. Yeah, sometimes it does. Or so says this funny t shirt. Wear your attitude on your chest, where everybody can see it.	Same Shirt Same shirt, different day this funny vintage t shirt says. Wear it and show your attitude.
Rat's Ass Funny t shirt will make you laugh. I don't give a rat's ass in funny graphics and text. Great blue and red color. Offensive t shirt. Wear it with attitude.	Panties Optional You don't mean to be offensive, you just want to see some boobs and butts jiggle. This funny t shirt will draw second and third looks.
Meek Shall Inherit	Do it