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Funny, weird, sarcastic tee shirts for the young at heart.

How old would you be?

How old would you be?
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you were? Satchel Paige said it, and truer words were never spoken. It's thought provoking. I'd be about 17, I think.

Retired Poem

Retired Poem
DON'T arrive at the end well preserved but skid in sideways champagne in one hand chocolate in the other body all used up, screaming WOO HOO
what a ride!

Skinny Prayer

Skinny Prayer
It's the skinny prayer. I'm sure that thousands of people are saying it right now. Funny t shirt.

Chunky Dunk

Chunky Dunk
You don't skinny dip, you chunky dunk. It's a funny t shirt, and a great gag gift for the over the hill party.

No Jogging

No Jogging
This is a great reason to give up jogging . . . funny t shirt for the over the hill party, or just for the person you know who hates to jog.

Retired

Retired
I'm retired, now give my damn discount. Funny over the hill t shirt, perfect gift for the senior in your life. Know somebody who's not taking age lying down? This shirt is perfect for them.

Old and Unimproved

Old and Unimproved
Funny over the hill t shirt proclaims you old and unimproved, now with 1/3 more fat. Just the t shirt gift for the FOP(that's funny old person, pal) in your life.

Guess My Age

Four Stages




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