Welcome!
It's your chance to buy more useless stuff from Quay Fortuna and the folks at Armageddon Cocktail Hour -- while the world as we know it comes crashing down around us.
This is also your first stop for all "Quay Fortuna for President" merchandise. Please note that Quay Fortuna is not registered as a candidate for President with the Federal Election Commission, that he is not soliciting campaign funds by this or any other communication, and that all proceeds from the sale of "Quay Fortuna for President" merchandise go directly into Quay Fortuna's hip pocket for his personal use. Thanks again for buying!
