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Ladies, respect the deceased with your very own "Peeps the Ghost" T-shirt. A must have for any fan of the web comic "Quacker and Bowen," or any one who likes cute dead things.
$23.99
"I like women like my games..." T-ShirtQuacker Duk gives us his "tasteful" and "provocative" views on dating. It's 100% cotton fabric and warm sentiment are guaranteed to keep you warm at night (provided it's not actually cold out).
$22.99
"Stitched with Evil" T-ShirtHaunted by a certain Kitsune Doll's curse? Tell the world with the creepy cotton t-shirt!
$22.99
"Ave Maria" Girls Tank TopGamer gals, join the flock! We're offering the official "Quacker Duk's Church of Shadow" tank top! Wow your friends! Confuse the everyone else!
$22.99
Honor Maria's memory with this cotton t-shirt! All proceeds go to the church. Well, a church at least...
$23.99
"Ave Maria" Fitted T-ShirtShe may be gone, but she's not forgotten. And really, isn't her memory worth at least twenty clams? (Based on Quacker Duk's "Church of the second coming of Shadow)
$23.99
Opal agrees - your friends fanfic sucks. Wear this shirt to let them know.
$22.99
In life, Peeps always wanted to be on a T-shirt. Please make his dream a reality in death! Made of luxurious cotton, this sexy shirt features that lovable gamer-ghost from "Quacker and Bowen"
$24.99
Quacker and Bowen Hooded SweatshirtWelcome to da' hood! Quacker and Bowen love a good hoodie, why shouldn't you. Join the club with this chill, yet luxuriously warm sweatshirt.
$32.99
Campaign Button (Bulk Discount 10 pack)Support the effort to elect Shadow President of the United States! This ten pack of buttons is perfect for helping spread the word -- or for giving yourself extra buttons in case you lose them.
$18.99
Campaign ButtonShow your support for the Ultimate Candidate! Keep the cause alive (unlike Maria) with this sexy button.
$4.24
"Cheeky" Rouge Boxer ShortsNot unlike Rouge, these boxers are perfect for a bit of undercover work!
$14.99
