After gettin' Gertie's wisdom from the salt lick, now you can get the stuff!
Gertie's Big Butt Windy Wisdom White T-SShow off that big windy booty of yers!
$18.50
Had a bad day? Let everyone know!
$15.10
Duct Babe Golf ShirtPlayin' Golf Ain't Never Been So Fun!
$17.50
Bodacious Women's T-ShirtYou am what you am!
$15.50
You got it, babe!
$17.50
Wooo wee!
$19.50
Gertie's Green T-Shirt$15.49
Who said women were soft?
$18.10
Gertie's Wisdom Value T-ShirtShow 'em that you got smart!
$9.50
Smart Organic Cotton T-ShirtYou got yer wisdom, now wear it!
$17.50
Redneck Women's Tank TopYer bonarfide!
$15.50
Kudzu King Men's Sleeveless TeeAll Hail the King!
$15.05
Show off that bodacious big hair!
$19.50
$20.99
Show off yer authority (and that purty tractor)!
$22.50
Share your redneck philosophy!
$22.10
Show off the wisdom of the Duct Babe!
$29.00
Gertie's Redneck Baby BibShow everyone that purty lil redneck child!
$6.99
Now ain't that baby sweet?!
$10.99
$17.35
Big Butt Babe Black CapIf ya got it, flaunt it, babe!
$15.50
While yer travelin' out yonder, show em yer duct babe!
$11.00
If ya got it, might as well flaunt it!
$15.25
Bonarfide rode hard Tote BagRednecks have it hard!
$13.50
King of the Road Dog T-ShirtWho's really the boss?
$17.50
Duct Babe MousepadWhat better way is there to mouse around?
$11.99
Friendly Wind Tile CoasterRest yer cold drank here while you recycle some air!
$5.50
Big Butt BBQ ApronShake that booty while you cook!
$15.50
Pull My Finger JournalPerfect for making those flatulent notes!
$10.50
Wise Wind Wall ClockMark the hour with Windy Wisdom.
$11.59
Gertie's Big Butt MugEveryone at the office'll be real jealous of ya now!
$11.99
Bubba's SteinOnly the best for Bubba and his Cold Beer!
$14.50
Large Bonarfide Redneck MugLet 'em all know where you stand!
$12.50
No-skid Boxer ShortsShow off yer skidmark-less status!
$13.99
Pull My Finger/No Skid Classic ThongWho wouldn't want to pull yer finger wearing somethin' this purty?
$8.95
Duct Babe Large PosterGertie's All Decked Out in Her Buicks 'n Tape!
$18.50
Gertrude Butterbean's Small PosterNow yer wall is complete!
$14.50
Big Butt Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)Show off that big bottom w/these cards!
$16.00
Duct Babe Postcards (Package of 8)Send yer buds a duct babe!
$6.25
Gertie's Big Butt Audio CDNow you can take Gertie's Big Butt Advice on the road!
$7.50
