Once while playing in a poker tournament, I was seated at a table with a gentleman (I use that term rather loosely) who seemed to think women had no place at the poker table. I learned quickly to tune him out, but soon I had the immense pleasure of finding myself involved in a hand with him - a hand where I happened to flop the nuts. I realized he was going to do all my betting for me, so I just laid lack, did some check-calling with a raise on the river and watched the show unfold. As he proudly turned over his hand, he boasted that this is why women can't play poker -they're too easily duped. As I turned over the nuts, I casually remarked that perhaps men always think they're bigger than they really are. The table exploded in laughter, and I didn't hear a peep out of the guy for the rest of the time he was at my table. So I figured I'd pass on the wisdom with these shirts...