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Puppytoes.net Online Store : Poker Gear : Pokerwear

Whether you want to enhance your image at the poker table or just make a statement, puppytoes.net Pokerwear has a variety of designs for you to choose. All designs are available on a variety of clothing, including tees, sweatshirts, and tanks.

One Time!

One Time!
It may be the most overused phrase in poker, but it sure looks cool on a tshirt!

"Who Raised?"

"Who Raised?"
Because sometimes how you play depends on who was the the person doing the raising...

Limited Edition Spade Splatter

Limited Edition Spade Splatter
A spade-negative right in the middle of grungy red and white splatters. Great way to add style to your next poker game. Limited Edition on black shirts only.

"I Know"

"I Know"
This is the perfect poker shirt to wear when you've got a good read on your opponents!

"Poker Face"

"Poker Face"
You got your poker face on?

"I'm Drunk"

"I'm Drunk"
How many beers do you have to drink before the fish at the table seem to be playing like pros?

"Women's Poker Tip"

"Women's Poker Tip"
Another fun shirt for the poker playing ladies!

"No Offense"

"No Offense"
Tell your poker opponents how you really feel...

"Monster"

"Monster"
When you just can't contain your excitement over a great hand...

"Big Hand"

"Big Hand"
You know what they say about big hands....

"Not on Tilt"

"Not on Tilt"
Sometimes the reason you're being a prick at the poker table just isn't because you're on tilt!

"Poker Queen"

"Poker Queen"
Are you the Queen of the poker table?

"Lucky"

"Lucky"
Sometimes it helps to be lucky when you're playing poker!

"Maniacs"

"Maniacs"
A recent tournament inspired this design...

"Dead Money II"

"Dead Money II"
Sometimes if you play Any Two Cards, you just end up Dead Money...

"I'm Loose"

"I'm Loose"
How loose is your image at the poker table?

"Probability"

"Probability"
You think you got the best hand? Think again...

"Wings"

"Wings"
Are your rockets about to take off?

"Poker Is:"

"Poker Is:"
Just how much luck do you need to win at poker?

That's Poker!

That's Poker!
If you play poker, I'm sure you've said this once or twice...

"Bad Beat"

"Bad Beat"
Had a bad beat? Let it all out!

"Kiss My Ace"

"Kiss My Ace"
You can't get a 20 minute swearing penalty for saying this!

"Any Questions?"

"Any Questions?"
Just in case your opponent doesn't know what's expected of him...

"Take Your Money"

"Take Your Money"
There's nothing better than playing poker against a distracted opponent!

"I Wish"

"I Wish"
Do you wish your chip stack was a large as your, er, stack?

"Any Two Cards"

"Any Two Cards"
You know someone who's suffering from ATC?

"Fast and Loose"

"Fast and Loose"
How do YOU like to play poker?

"I Bluff"

"I Bluff"
It's not quite what Descartes had in mind...

"Poker Shirt"

"Poker Shirt"
No clever or witty sayings, no pictures of Aces or Kings, just a plain old poker shirt.

"Runner Runner"

"Runner Runner"
There's just nothing funner than hitting runner runner!

"Lucky"

"Lucky"
Is it really better to be lucky?

"Stop Flopping Your Nuts"

"Stop Flopping Your Nuts"
Who keeps flopping their nuts all over the poker table?

"Pot-Stealing Bitch"

"Pot-Stealing Bitch"
Do you like to steal pots?

"Good Luck, Bad Poker"

"Good Luck, Bad Poker"
The best piece of poker advice I ever heard.

"Suckout"

"Suckout"
The perfect gift for the moron who just rivered you....

"Is That a Rocket in Your Pocket?"

"Is That a Rocket in Your Pocket?"
Is your opponent a little too eager to call your raise?

"Drawing Dead"

"Drawing Dead"
Because sometimes the hand doesn't go quite the way you expected...

"Got Aces?" Apparel and Gifts

"Got Aces?" Apparel and Gifts
You got Aces in your pocket?

"Respect the Raise"

"Respect the Raise"
How dare he call my raise with a 7-2 offsuit?

"All-In, Baby!"

"All-In, Baby!"
You ready to put all your chips on the line?

"Big Lick"

"Big Lick"
Do you have the balls to play Big Lick?

"They Were Sooooted!"

"They Were Sooooted!"
"Are you kidding me? He kept a 7-2 just because it was suited?"

"Gap Concept"

"Gap Concept"
Playing poker with someone who doesn't understand the Gap Concept?

"Keep it Legal!"

"Keep it Legal!"
Show your displeasure about the Internet Gambling Prohibition Act!

"Calling Station"

"Calling Station"
Because you just have to see the flop, right?

"A Real Raise"

"A Real Raise"
When you make more money playing poker than you do at your regular job...

"Dealer"

"Dealer"
The best position at the poker table!

"You're Screwed"

"You're Screwed"
You think you got the nuts? Prove it!

"Chip and a Chair"

"Chip and a Chair"
Isn't poker a good way to teach kids math?

"Poker Bitch"

"Poker Bitch"
A true force to be reckoned with...

"Poker Bitch Pink"

"Poker Bitch Pink"
The popular "Poker Bitch", now in pink!


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