Progressive T's : Non Sequiturs

Slogans that, while not forward-looking or progressive in theme, are still funny when encountered in the form of t-shirts, stickers, mugs, etc.

Innocent Bystander Let people know you're just minding your own business.	Oppress Tibet Finally, the other side of this issue is addressed.
Department of Misanthropic Studies Furthering our mistrust of one another, one mind at a time.	I go to 11! Why not just make ten better and make ten be the top?...I go to eleven.