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Welcome to Primordial Zoo!

Under our protection and guidance explore a world of ideas and imagery, some as new as a freshly split amoeba; some as old as the primordial mud.

You may laugh, you may cry, but we hope most of all you will think.

Zoogallery

Zoogallery
Take home a souvenir of your visit to the zoo. Animals, art with animals, art about animals... well, you get the idea. There's something inside for the animal lover in all of us.

Laughter House

Laughter House
The Laughter House is where the zoo keeps comedy, irony, and sarcasm penned up for your protection. Take the time to look around, but be warned: Some things may be sharp!

Humanity Garden

Humanity Garden
Take off your shoes and stroll through the Humanity Garden. Spread the word by displaying one of these designs in public. Help bring attention and an end to this medical "prohibition".

 Outdoor Safari

Outdoor Safari
It doesn't matter how you get around in the Outdoor Safari, as long as you can do it fast if the need arises. Show the more stationary creatures how you move about.

Think Tank

Think Tank
Dive into the think tank and swim through a sea of political flotsam and cultural jetsam. Give others a clue as to how you view the world and sea what washes in with the tide.

Bad Animals

Bad Animals
Think twice before entering our maximum security area. This is an "at your own risk" section. Bad animals roam free in here. Children should not. No assistance will be provided!

Art Gallery

Art Gallery
Come inside and add a bit of culture to your Primordial Zoo adventure. You might not find something to match your couch but you will find designs that help evolve your mind...

Elephants and Donkeys

Elephants and Donkeys
Every two to four years these two species go at it. It can get mighty nasty and confusing, what with all the barking and spitting. Stand to the right, left, or stay in the center to be safe.


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