
PrimatePoker is a team of great apes who play aggressive, "no-limit" poker, online-- and fulltime. They play under screen names such as "DrDestructo" and "ThePikerMan". Our apes are inherently social, instinctive, aggressive, and very territorial. This unique combination makes them especially well suited for no-limit poker played online. Our apes can literally "smell the fear" on other players....even online. Our entire team of poker-playing apes hail from Primate Programming Inc (PPI) , the IT outsourcing firm located in Des Moines, Iowa. To learn more about PPI, click the image above. Players on the PrimatePoker team each play online an average of 4 hours per day. The average player here generates $240K per year. That's about $300 per hour playing poker online. Our apes are highly intelligent, controlled, and above all instinctive .... poker animals. Our story and success has created a media frenzy. Our players are now celebrities worldwide. In response to overwhelming demand, www.PrimatePoker.com merchandise is now available. Enjoy our shop.
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