Welcome to the PointlessBanter.net Store!
When Kevin first attempted to describe the store, he wrote the description in first-person. He was all, 'I created this store...,' and 'my store is for...' And then someone told him that he doesn't actually own it because whatever, the store does what it wants. But that's sort of untrue too because Kevin does own the site and, therefore, the store.

Oh, but check it: The writers on this site created these shirts and every purchase you make helps fund the meth habits that keep them pumping out piece-after-piece for your enjoyment. And some of the money also goes to hosting the site. Okay, we lied - all of the money goes to that; the writers here would never buy drugs (they'd get them in exchange for sex).