Evil Uncle Pete's Minion Shoppe

Welcome, my minions! This is the place for you to get gear to promote our bid to take over the world! T-shirts, sweatshirts, caps, and more! If you're not old enough to buy things online, get your parents to do it for you. If they won't, beg, plead, throw tantrums... do whatever you have to do. We can't take over the world without risking the occasional spanking or time out! Bwah ha ha!!!!

By the way, only the "Official Minion T-Shirt" appears to be available in Kid's sizes. If you want a different front or back on that shirt for your order, contact me at plenz@uwm.edu and I will make the change for you! Evil Uncle Pete encourages his Minions to show off their loyalties!

I should, perhaps, mention that my little avatar to the left is NOT a character from South Park (which is a fine and fabulous show), he's just made in the same style cause I think it's cool. Also, this is a new one... he will be replacing the ones currently on the clothes and stuff, so if you wait a bit you'll have the most up to date Evil Uncle Pete Minionwear there is!