I'll Go Green As Soon As You Take a Bath This funny anti-liberal t-shirt design says 'I'll go GREEN as soon as you take a bath. Damn dirty patchouli smelling hippy.' Offensive, but funny! |
Drill ANWR Sumbitch T-Shirts Gas prices are high enough. This t-shirt design shows a map of Alaska showing the location of ANWR. The text says "Drill that sumbitch already!" |
Pull My Finger and I Will Issue a Fartwa This design parodies an Islamic fatwa with the text "Pull My Finger and I Will Issue a Fartwa" and features a hand with it's finger extended. |
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Typical White Person T-Shirt This doesn't really even need a description. From the racist comments of Barack Obama who called his Grandmother a "Typical White Person" because she was scared of a black man who was harassing her. |
Liberals Suck Spitzer Swallows This anti-liberal t-shirt design is sure to get a few smiles with the recent Eliot Spitzer scandal. The text says "Liberals Suck Spitzer Swallows.' |
Client #9 For Governor Have fun with the Eliot Spitzer situation by wearing these funny 'Client #9 For Governor' t-shirts and gifts. |
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Spitzer The Prostitution Rests This funny Eliot Spitzer t-shirt design features an image of Spitzer with the text 'The Prostitution Rests.' |
I Carry A Small Gun To Compensate People like to say that men like guns to compensate for a small penis. This t-shirt design flips that saying to "I carry a small gun to compensate for a huge pecker." |
Hugo Chavez - Son of a bitch This design features a photo of Hugo Chavez and the words "Hijo de puta" which means Son of the Bitch (or literally, Son of a Whore) in Spanish. If you dislike Chavez this is a great off color/politic |
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Kim Jong - Dong only stays up for 40 seconds Funny Kim Jong Il design with him dressed as a popular (oompa!) movie character. The text reads "I am 5'3" and my Dong only stays up for 40 seconds!" |
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All you Libtards back on the short bus! Funny and offensive anti-liberal design that features a Democrat donkey on a blue bus with the text "All you Libtards back on the short bus!" |
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SAVE THE ANIMALS... Use those resealable baggies! Save the Animals... MMMMMMM leftovers! If you're a meat eater wear this hilarious design that says "SAVE THE ANIMALS... Use those resealable baggies!" |
Right Wing Conspirator QUICK! Put on your tinfoil beanie! The vast Right Wing conspiracy is responsible for everything..AIDS..9-11.. Bill's infidelity.. at least that's what crazy Liberals believe. Get your "Right Wing Cons |
Heterosexual Steak Eater Completely the OPPOSITE of a "Homosexual Vegan"... not that there's anything wrong with that... :-D |
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INFIDEL What is an infidel: An unbeliever with respect to a particular religion, especially Islam (according to jihadists) / One who doubts or rejects a particular doctrine, system, or principle. |
No Hippies Great shirt design that is a parody of no smoking signs, but instead has text that says "No Hippies"... there are also a few images, such as a peace sign and "Make love not war" symbol thrown in for g |
Zionist Zionist: Modern Zionism is concerned with the support and development of the state of Israel. |
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Heterosexual Cowboy "I ain't queer"... no.. for real... I'm not. Funny "Heterosexual Cowboy" design to parody the 'gay cowboy' craze. By the way, those guys were sheep herders, not cowboys. |
Retrosexual A Retrosexual is an Anti-Metrosexual. Shoots, hunts, likes red meat, fixes things himself, doesn't go to spas & likes westerns. |
























