
PIRATE SECTOR says:
Sure as whales and be dread the Bisquich! More than woods this creature be! Alas me starboard stow, she comes aground. The hairy truth, She blows!
Ahoy! Adventures, aye. Roaming the seas of Normies and Pinks to treasure off their rich trinkets of concepts and institutions heavy as gold!
So on T-shirts and mousepads mavens, make me scoundrel voice be heard! Drink coffee you dirty dogs, and proudly hold me pictures and me scrawl to taunt the corporate leeches clinging to your hull.
[ aha@piratesector.com ]


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